The Cyan-Depleted Cartridges of Printer328 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its museums and concert halls, zero percent divorce rate, and keen interest in outer space. The hard-nosed, humorless, devout population of 5.442 billion Printer328ians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. The average income tax rate is 90.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer328ian economy, worth 617 trillion cards a year, is quite specialized and led by the Woodchip Exports industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 113,412 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

People can often be seen driving to work in war-surplus tanks, teens are voting on which C-List pop star will be next to be evicted from the opera house, woodcutter axes are cited as the most common cause of death amongst legendaries, and students are wary of colorfully decorated new teachers with names like Professor Pipsqueak. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer328's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer328 is ranked 13,708^th in the world and 551^st in Two for Lowest Crime Rates, with 95.63 law-abiding acts per hour.