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Most Subsidized Industry: 4,737thNudest: 5,142ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,562nd
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Printer382

Population5.328 billion

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Animallegendary

The United States of Printer382 is a colossal, efficient nation, notable for its otherworldly petting zoo, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.328 billion Printer382ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Industry, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 85.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Printer382ian economy, worth 901 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 169,265 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.0 times as much as the poorest.

Proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers, kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers, bilingual Printer382ians are viewed with suspicion, and employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer382's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer382 is ranked 92,021st in the world and 577th in Two for Most Stationary, with 496.646557146 days.

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Most Subsidized Industry: 4,737thNudest: 5,142ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 5,562ndFattest Citizens: 6,269thLargest Retail Industry: 6,983rdMost Efficient Economies: 7,780thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,590thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 8,828thMost Patriotic: 10,138thMost Devout: 10,249thLargest Black Market: 12,077thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,752ndLargest Governments: 13,393rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 13,709thLowest Crime Rates: 14,757thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 14,917thHighest Average Incomes: 16,203rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,154thHighest Poor Incomes: 18,477thLargest Agricultural Sector: 18,515thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 18,517thLargest Welfare Programs: 18,709thLargest Publishing Industry: 20,061stMost Authoritarian: 20,801stMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 22,021stMost Cultured: 22,442ndMost Advanced Public Education: 23,406thLargest Information Technology Sector: 25,502ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 25,538thMost Developed: 25,880thLargest Mining Sector: 27,767th
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Most Patriotic: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 23rd in the regionMost Extreme: 25th in the regionTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 77th in the regionTop
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Most Pacifist: 167th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Printer382 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates and the Top 10% for Highest Poor Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer382, employers are gradually adapting to the alien premise of paying wages to their workers.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer382, bilingual Printer382ians are viewed with suspicion.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer382, kids building model rockets in their backyard are grounded by Space Agency Rangers.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer382, proper policy proposals prerequire professional peer-reviewed papers.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer382, the populace has developed a mortal fear of the woods.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer382, radiation is a hot topic.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer382, it's not just poseurs who wear oversized sound-cancelling headphones as they walk the city streets.
  • : Printer382 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Lowest Crime Rates.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer382, slaves who produce weapons are given free samples.

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