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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,447thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,298thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,091st
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Printer451

Population5.248 billion

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Animallegendary

The United States of Printer451 is a colossal, cultured nation, remarkable for its compulsory military service, free-roaming dinosaurs, and complete lack of prisons. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.248 billion Printer451ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt, moralistic government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 81.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer451ian economy, worth 709 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Automobile Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 135,146 cards, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 418,578 per year while the poor average 33,618, a ratio of 12.5 to 1.

Blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Printer451, and Leader's support among single young men has drooped slightly. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer451's national animal is the legendary, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Printer451 is ranked 91,960th in the world and 516th in Two for Most Stationary, with 496.64768214528 days.

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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 2,447thTop
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Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,298thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 5,091stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,914thNudest: 7,522ndMost Subsidized Industry: 11,741stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 13,052ndRudest Citizens: 13,218thMost Efficient Economies: 13,966thTop
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Most Devout: 15,200thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,165thMost Patriotic: 20,849thLargest Governments: 20,855thMost Corrupt Governments: 21,170thLargest Black Market: 21,745thLargest Mining Sector: 23,138thMost Conservative: 23,619thLowest Crime Rates: 24,609thMost Developed: 25,338thMost Cultured: 27,915thMost Advanced Public Education: 28,429thHighest Average Incomes: 28,527thMost Scientifically Advanced: 29,566th
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Most Patriotic: 135th in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 151st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 159th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 173rd in the regionMost Pro-Market: 204th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 229th in the regionMost Conservative: 237th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Printer451 was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Devout.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer451, Leader's support among single young men has drooped slightly.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer451, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Printer451.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer451, historical commemorations regularly devolve into militaristic jingoism.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer451, blue sky thinkers are reminded that the firmament is actually more of a grey-ish colour.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer451, it's said that a Printer451ian always pays his debts with significant compounding.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer451, the sound of wooden legs echo throughout Printer451 after the recent introduction of the Foot Tax.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer451, social care for the elderly consists of a self help leaflet and a kick on the backside.
  • : Printer451 was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer451, homophobia is off the menu.

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