The United States of Printer453 is a colossal, safe nation, remarkable for its smutty television, strictly enforced bedtime, and public floggings. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.354 billion Printer453ians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The large, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Industry, and Education. The average income tax rate is 85.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer453ian economy, worth 794 trillion cards a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Automobile Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 148,367 cards, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

The nation's teens are known for their habit of kissing through plastic wrap, children searching for cat videos must watch dogs in equal proportion, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary, and the country has unplugged its internet connection to prevent subversive content. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer453's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer453 is ranked 10,355^th in the world and 189^th in Two for Lowest Crime Rates, with 100.39 law-abiding acts per hour.