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Fattest Citizens: 6,014thMost Devout: 6,091stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,339th
The United States of
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Civil Rights
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Printer454

Population5.298 billion

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Animallegendary

The United States of Printer454 is a colossal, efficient nation, renowned for its aversion to nipples, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless, devout population of 5.298 billion Printer454ians are highly moralistic and fiercely conservative, in the sense that they tend to believe most things should be outlawed. People who have good jobs and work quietly at them are lauded; others are viewed with suspicion.

The large, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Administration, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 80.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Printer454ian economy, worth 752 trillion cards a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Woodchip Exports, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 142,106 cards, with the richest citizens earning 7.2 times as much as the poorest.

Vacationing Printer454ians expect to be treated as royalty, the giant 80-storey carving of Leader in Mount Rushless can be seen from space, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year, and arbitration is mightier than the sword. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Printer454's national animal is the legendary, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Printer454 is ranked 91,970th in the world and 514th in Two for Most Stationary, with 496.64772381192 days.

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Fattest Citizens: 6,014thMost Devout: 6,091stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,339thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 7,529thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,030thLargest Agricultural Sector: 8,667thNudest: 8,759thMost Subsidized Industry: 10,065thLargest Retail Industry: 10,582ndMost Efficient Economies: 12,604thTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 14,873rdLargest Black Market: 17,987thHighest Average Tax Rates: 18,584thMost Patriotic: 19,237thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,332ndLargest Governments: 19,743rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 20,551stLargest Mining Sector: 20,891stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 21,137thMost Advanced Public Education: 21,940thLowest Crime Rates: 23,726thHighest Average Incomes: 25,310thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 28,346thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 29,229th
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Most Patriotic: 96th in the regionTop
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Largest Cheese Export Sector: 137th in the regionMost Average: 197th in the regionMost Armed: 222nd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 243rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 251st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Printer454, arbitration is mightier than the sword.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer454, commemorative mugs remembering last year's Black Friday Crockery Riots are a best seller this year.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer454, the giant 80-storey carving of Leader in Mount Rushless can be seen from space.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer454, vacationing Printer454ians expect to be treated as royalty.
  • : Printer454 was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Publishing Industry.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer454, the new 'Things We Stole From Other Countries' exhibition at the National Museum of Antiquities is a hit.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer454, restaurants have noticed that hanging wet laundry from the ceiling makes diners order more food.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer454, the latest Harry Potter book is a bestseller.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer454, major polluting industries have painted a lot of their machines green to give an impression of caring about the environment.
  • : Following new legislation in Printer454, bizarre-looking creatures called 'legendarydogs' dominate wildlife preserves.

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