Population | 18.179 billion |
Capital | Olympus |
Leader | President Of Colonies |
Faith | Ortodox Origen |
Currency | Cubits |
Animal | War Dragon |
The MASTER OF UNIVERSE of Prior Of Ori is a gargantuan, orderly nation, ruled by President Of Colonies with an iron fist, and renowned for its ban on automobiles, pith helmet sales, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 18.179 billion Eurasians are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."
The enormous, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Administration, although Industry, Healthcare, and Public Transport are also considered important, while Welfare and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Olympus. The average income tax rate is 96.4%.
The frighteningly efficient Prior Of Orian economy, worth a remarkable 4,762 trillion Cubits a year, is quite specialized and mostly comprised of black market activity, especially in Retail, Uranium Mining, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. Average income is an amazing 261,991 Cubits, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers, the government is a law unto itself, and gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones. Crime is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Prior Of Ori's national animal is the War Dragon, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to toxic air pollution, and its national religion is Ortodox Origen.
Prior Of Ori is ranked 11,327th in the world and 1st in UNITED STATES OF EURASIA for Most Stationary, with 2,165.45339188672 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Prior Of Ori was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Rudest Citizens.
- : Following new legislation in Prior Of Ori, gossip magazines are more interested in astrological stars than celebrity ones.
- : Following new legislation in Prior Of Ori, the government is a law unto itself.
- : Following new legislation in Prior Of Ori, it is illegal for a parent to tell a child to stop eating their boogers.
- : Following new legislation in Prior Of Ori, newborns are being raised as mindless killing machines.
- : Following new legislation in Prior Of Ori, they say that Eurasians made a dessert and called it peace.
- : Following new legislation in Prior Of Ori, in its new More is More campaign the government advertises obese men and women posing coquettishly with baked goods to spare their blushes.
- : Following new legislation in Prior Of Ori, the criminal underworld is dominated by cupcake smugglers and back-alley doughnut shops.
- : Following new legislation in Prior Of Ori, vehicle strikes into low bridges are on the increase.
- : Following new legislation in Prior Of Ori, heavy industry grinds to a halt as new equipment must be biked in.