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Most Scientifically Advanced: 64thLargest Information Technology Sector: 170thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 380th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Desperate, but not helpless.
Capitan Privatore
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom
Very Good

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population13.428 billion

CapitalPrivatore City
LeaderCapitan Privatore


The Free Land of Privatore is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Capitan Privatore with an even hand, and notable for its rum-swilling pirates, parental licensing program, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 13.428 billion Privatoreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The relatively small, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Privatore City. The average income tax rate is 32.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Privatorean economy, worth a remarkable 5,407 trillion Privs a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 402,733 Privs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.

The tenet of free speech is held dear, Privatoreans refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375, and bizarre-looking creatures called 'Weaseldogs' dominate wildlife preserves. Crime is totally unknown. Privatore's national animal is the Weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Privatore is ranked 203,452nd in the world and 8,219th in the South Pacific for Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector, scoring -16.73 on the Henry Ford Productivity Index.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 64thLargest Information Technology Sector: 170thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 380thLargest Agricultural Sector: 410thRudest Citizens: 513thSmartest Citizens: 515thHighest Average Incomes: 713thMost Secular: 734thHighest Disposable Incomes: 853rdMost Rebellious Youth: 879thMost Cultured: 996thMost Developed: 1,107thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,211thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 1,244thHealthiest Citizens: 1,296thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,351stHighest Poor Incomes: 1,357thMost Influential: 1,530thHighest Economic Output: 1,558thLargest Governments: 1,769thMost Efficient Economies: 1,809thLargest Publishing Industry: 1,874thMost Inclusive: 1,928thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 2,295thLowest Crime Rates: 2,462ndLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,629thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,181stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,612thLargest Insurance Industry: 3,784thSafest: 3,991stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,187thMost Stationary: 4,902ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 6,433rdMost Beautiful Environments: 7,174thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,278thLargest Mining Sector: 9,369thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 9,513thMost Advanced Public Education: 9,746thTop
Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 10,909thMost Advanced Public Transport: 12,001stMost Subsidized Industry: 12,718thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,379thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 14,564thMost Corrupt Governments: 14,695thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,888thLargest Populations: 16,767thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 18,565th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 9th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 12th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 16th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 19th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 28th in the regionMost Cultured: 29th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 29th in the regionRudest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Secular: 31st in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 39th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 39th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 44th in the regionMost Developed: 45th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 48th in the regionLargest Governments: 49th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 51st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 55th in the regionMost Inclusive: 65th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 71st in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 71st in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 75th in the regionTop
Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 101st in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 104th in the regionMost Stationary: 107th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 107th in the regionSafest: 136th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 152nd in the regionMost Influential: 161st in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 182nd in the regionLargest Populations: 187th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 197th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 218th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 230th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 232nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 253rd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 304th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 310th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 366th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 379th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 408th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 409th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 445th in the regionNudest: 453rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 460th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 501st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 748th in the regionMost Average: 772nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Privatore was endorsed by The Empire of Djalia.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, bizarre-looking creatures called 'Weaseldogs' dominate wildlife preserves.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, dozens of viewers go online to hear whether a comma has been added to Clause 5 in Subsection B of Law 58375.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, Privatoreans refer to transgender people with insults instead of pronouns.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, the tenet of free speech is held dear.
  • : Privatore was endorsed by The Federal Republic of White Bananistan.
  • : Privatore endorsed The Republic of Catillos.
  • : Privatore endorsed The Empire of B H A R A T.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, extraordinary rendition is nothing out of the ordinary.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.


World Assembly

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