by Max Barry

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 53rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 122ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 229th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Desperate, but not helpless.
Capitan Privatore
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population15.254 billion

CapitalPrivatore City
LeaderCapitan Privatore


The Free Land of Privatore is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Capitan Privatore with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.254 billion Privatoreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Privatore City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Privatorean economy, worth a remarkable 6,231 trillion Privs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 408,502 Privs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Visions of giant pink Weasels are a common side effect after Privatoreans eat their meals, there's no such thing as bad publicity, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, and new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them. Crime is totally unknown. Privatore's national animal is the Weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Privatore is ranked 1,053rd in the world and 40th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 98.3 on the Human Development Index.

Most Scientifically Advanced: 53rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 122ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 229thRudest Citizens: 291stLargest Agricultural Sector: 323rdLargest Cheese Export Sector: 379thSmartest Citizens: 436thHighest Poor Incomes: 438thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 501stMost Secular: 646thMost Rebellious Youth: 684thHighest Average Incomes: 719thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 750thMost Cultured: 899thMost Developed: 1,053rdHealthiest Citizens: 1,137thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,165thLongest Average Lifespans: 1,267thHighest Economic Output: 1,378thMost Inclusive: 1,532ndLargest Publishing Industry: 1,578thMost Influential: 1,670thLargest Retail Industry: 2,204thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 3,411thLargest Governments: 3,606thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,191stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 4,593rdMost Stationary: 4,667thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,710thLowest Crime Rates: 5,279thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,448thLargest Insurance Industry: 6,783rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 8,122ndLargest Mining Sector: 8,628thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,658thMost Beautiful Environments: 9,187thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 9,574thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 11,068thTop
Largest Populations: 16,178thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,754thMost Advanced Public Education: 19,119thSafest: 20,202ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 22,254th
Most Scientifically Advanced: 2nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 6th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 10th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 13th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 17th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 22nd in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 24th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 25th in the regionMost Cultured: 27th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionMost Secular: 30th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 39th in the regionMost Developed: 40th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 43rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 43rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 55th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 81st in the regionTop
Largest Governments: 99th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 99th in the regionMost Stationary: 100th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 152nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 155th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 156th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 165th in the regionMost Influential: 180th in the regionLargest Populations: 184th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 205th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 212th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 213th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 223rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 246th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 294th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 308th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 321st in the regionTop
Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 462nd in the regionNudest: 509th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 633rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 646th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 710th in the regionSafest: 719th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 742nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 756th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Privatore was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Osheiga.
  • : Privatore was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Estrian Islands.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, visions of giant pink Weasels are a common side effect after Privatoreans eat their meals.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices.
  • : Privatore was endorsed by The Grand Republic of Great Marsinia.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, every week is blindness awareness week.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 179 » Tsunamy, Darakin, Great Scapula, Drugged Monkeys, Farengeto, Kringalia, Sandaoguo, Belschaft, Curlyhoward, FreeFishers, Bear Connors Paradiso, The Solar System Scope, Kiasu-ism, Techganet, Erinor, Auphelia, Oxsania, Moreana, Centristvill, Si-topia, Aidenfieeld, Hanguk-Nippon, Tsvetania, Escevola, Volaworand, North Kanuckistan, Sedunn, Jehenna, Calistan, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Nova Montron, Rebel-topia, Fighting Kawi Ninja, New Briantown, Yellunstryer, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Isokenzar, Kandorith, Direwolf1, Xandev, USNE2018, Qvait, Land Without Shrimp, Wehraboos, The Filippinas, Dasko, Nowa Europa, Changolandia, Amerion, and 129 others.The West Valley Mountains, PenguinPies, Drystar, Maeiland, Aurcania, Mapico, Yeldarbsland, Oreo States, Bleakfoot, Gentea, Tiransia, Terran Draconia, Bawkie, Corgitopiaa, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Holy Free, InnWorm, Anserisa, Abarri, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Ralphburg, Pax Dracon, Vardanfel, Noveos, The Worst army of, Baltenlands, Compli, Marinho Islands, Shefino, Markla, Laamiva, Royaltica, New Schoeneberg, Alaninia, Lesinteil, Midand, Concrete Slab, Andinla, Myness, Myndia, Maerist, Gonrati, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, House Ahsanul, Tepertopia, Brunier, Phanama, Purple Hyacinth, SteamPunk Squirrels, Bartonia Nova, Vanbella, Eskvenn, Euro Pacifica, Apartment 11F, WI SD EA D, Abyssal Phantasm, St Oaks, Communist Darskaya Republic, The Imperial Frost Federation, Tughampton, Wakandan Tribes, Blondiesland, Lionstrapower, Treir, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Truskawkoland, Scu Greinne, Holota, Kunderia, Qawe, New Itomorii, Margila Islands, LadyRebels, Shuckle Empire, The Altan, Seythennia, Banglazstrogaria, Yeses, Canmore, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Proctethia, Arvan Irawer, Bohenia, Lyland, Libedistan, Westenhald, Ipugao, Enplatia, Freavia, The United Australian States, Uvalor, Oxyliteral, Crystal Creation, Doge Land, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Herbert Island, Pagrosse, Kaoia, JavaSiege, Doundaly, United States of Belvaria, Kaleidescooptopia, Podunkia, Agletgreenia, Beblahbleblo, Nyxonia, Rhetiaa, Venethort, Eastern Mekong, Aoz, New Sanet, Tackastan, Solanosco, Galebland, Danily, Esfalsa, Anatasha, Drew Durrnil, Kiani, Vicken, Eternal Memedom, The Kies, New Plant, The American Anarchist Empire, Great Marsinia, Northern Estrian Islands, and Osheiga.

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