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Most Scientifically Advanced: 118th Largest Information Technology Sector: 195th Largest Agricultural Sector: 212th
The Free Land of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Desperate, but not helpless.
Capitan Privatore
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Very Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Privatore

Population11.339 billion

CapitalPrivatore City
LeaderCapitan Privatore

CurrencyPriv
AnimalWeasel

The Free Land of Privatore is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Capitan Privatore with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, keen interest in outer space, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless population of 11.339 billion Privatoreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Privatore City. Income tax is unheard of.

The frighteningly efficient Privatorean economy, worth a remarkable 4,031 trillion Privs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 355,552 Privs, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.7 times as much as the poorest.

The 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions, and citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels. Crime is totally unknown. Privatore's national animal is the Weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Privatore is ranked 26,784th in the world and 731st in the South Pacific for Nudest, with 194.75 Cheeks Per Square Mile.

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Most Scientifically Advanced: 118thLargest Information Technology Sector: 195thLargest Agricultural Sector: 212thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 222ndHighest Disposable Incomes: 352ndRudest Citizens: 418thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 841stMost Rebellious Youth: 853rdHighest Average Incomes: 887thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 911thHighest Poor Incomes: 976thSmartest Citizens: 1,056thMost Cultured: 1,230thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,401stTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,515thMost Influential: 1,805thHighest Economic Output: 2,060thLargest Publishing Industry: 2,132ndLargest Retail Industry: 2,201stMost Secular: 2,258thHealthiest Citizens: 2,362ndLargest Soda Pop Sector: 2,757thMost Inclusive: 2,773rdLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 3,019thMost Developed: 3,139thMost Efficient Economies: 3,563rdHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,142ndLargest Insurance Industry: 4,591stMost Stationary: 5,403rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,563rdLargest Governments: 6,089thLargest Mining Sector: 6,618thTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 9,172ndLowest Crime Rates: 9,241stSafest: 10,422ndLongest Average Lifespans: 11,138thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,725th
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 4th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 8th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 8th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionRudest Citizens: 17th in the regionLowest Overall Tax Burden: 20th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 21st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 22nd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 29th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 29th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 30th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 30th in the regionMost Cultured: 34th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 43rd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 51st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 53rd in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 55th in the regionTop
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Largest Furniture Restoration Industry: 58th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 71st in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 72nd in the regionMost Secular: 85th in the regionMost Inclusive: 89th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 95th in the regionMost Developed: 101st in the regionMost Stationary: 114th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 124th in the regionLargest Insurance Industry: 129th in the regionLargest Governments: 149th in the regionMost Influential: 159th in the regionLargest Populations: 188th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 203rd in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 207th in the regionLargest Black Market: 240th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 248th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 295th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 299th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 363rd in the regionSafest: 382nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 413th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 523rd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, citizens need a magnifying glass and color chart to distinguish between nearly identical brand labels.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, political talk shows often have children as guests whenever they need commentary on world religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, bemused schoolkids colour in their favourite quadratic equations with crayons.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, the 'Museum Of Stuff We Stole' is a tourist favourite.
  • : Privatore was endorsed by The Aumeltopia Endorsers of Untied Provinces of Atlantica.
  • : Privatore was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, artificial intelligences seeking exciting work are overcome with ennui.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, eerie glow-in-the-dark cornfields give farmlands an uncanny appearance.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, mantis shrimp studies is academia's fastest-growing field.
  • : Following new legislation in Privatore, it's often raining men (hallelujah) in Privatore City.

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