The Free Land of Privatore is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Capitan Privatore with an even hand, and notable for its museums and concert halls, frequent executions, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 15.254 billion Privatoreans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Privatore City. Income tax is unheard of.
The frighteningly efficient Privatorean economy, worth a remarkable 6,231 trillion Privs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 408,502 Privs, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
Visions of giant pink Weasels are a common side effect after Privatoreans eat their meals, there's no such thing as bad publicity, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis, and new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them. Crime is totally unknown. Privatore's national animal is the Weasel, which is also the nation's favorite main course.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Privatore was endorsed by The Incorporated States of Osheiga.
- : Privatore was endorsed by The Federation of Northern Estrian Islands.
- : Following new legislation in Privatore, new cases of Asbestosis are cropping up as quickly as hospitals can deal with them.
- : Following new legislation in Privatore, statues of famous citizens are erected or demolished on a purely partisan basis.
- : Following new legislation in Privatore, there's no such thing as bad publicity.
- : Following new legislation in Privatore, visions of giant pink Weasels are a common side effect after Privatoreans eat their meals.
- : Following new legislation in Privatore, you need a signed affidavit from a registered psychiatrist to claim that you have crazy low prices.
- : Privatore was endorsed by The Grand Republic of Great Marsinia.
- : Following new legislation in Privatore, every week is blindness awareness week.
- : Following new legislation in Privatore, students are known to arrive at school in their pyjamas.
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