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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,024thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,178thLargest Welfare Programs: 2,680th
The Holy Union of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
Speak courteously, deal fairly, keep armed and ready.
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population821 million

LeaderReddy Toosevelt


The Holy Union of Progressitalia is a huge, socially progressive nation, ruled by Reddy Toosevelt with an even hand, and remarkable for its museums and concert halls, ritual sacrifices, and absence of drug laws. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 821 million Progressitalians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The enormous, liberal government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Gigantropolis. The average income tax rate is 85.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Progressitalian economy, worth 95.6 trillion Bullies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Book Publishing. Average income is an impressive 116,395 Bullies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

T-shirts displaying a photo of Reddy Toosevelt performing the Full-Monty are selling out, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Progressitalia, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach, and spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Progressitalia's national animal is the cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Progressitalia is ranked 234,353rd in the world and 8,814th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -354.85 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,024thMost Valuable International Artwork: 2,178thTop
Largest Welfare Programs: 2,680thMost Influential: 2,695thLeast Corrupt Governments: 5,737thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,752ndNicest Citizens: 6,473rdMost Compassionate Citizens: 6,842ndMost Inclusive: 7,450thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 7,560thBest Weather: 9,008thLongest Average Lifespans: 10,348thHealthiest Citizens: 10,664thMost Developed: 11,416thMost Scientifically Advanced: 11,723rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,776thHighest Average Tax Rates: 11,822ndTop
Largest Information Technology Sector: 13,137thMost Beautiful Environments: 13,806thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 13,927thLargest Governments: 14,268thSmartest Citizens: 14,827thHighest Poor Incomes: 15,707thMost Advanced Public Education: 16,499thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,733rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 17,314thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 17,481stHighest Drug Use: 19,118thMost Cultured: 20,402ndLargest Publishing Industry: 20,417thMost Efficient Economies: 22,480th
Largest Welfare Programs: 129th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 221st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 292nd in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 319th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 327th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 339th in the regionNicest Citizens: 353rd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 390th in the regionMost Inclusive: 458th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 534th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 599th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 617th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 618th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 656th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 673rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 682nd in the regionMost Developed: 685th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 695th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 710th in the regionLargest Governments: 727th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 766th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 781st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 783rd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 790th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 875th in the regionMost Influential: 884th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 896th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 927th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Progressitalia, spoiler warnings are now given out before political speeches.
  • : Following new legislation in Progressitalia, the freedom to be free is always just out of reach.
  • : Following new legislation in Progressitalia, citizens live in superstitious fear of the mysterious glowing clouds that float over Progressitalia.
  • : Following new legislation in Progressitalia, t-shirts displaying a photo of Reddy Toosevelt performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
  • : Following new legislation in Progressitalia, listless juries are assembled for the simplest of court cases.
  • : Following new legislation in Progressitalia, much of Progressitalia's computer network is controlled by a rampant artificial intelligence.
  • : Following new legislation in Progressitalia, kids are told they can be whoever they want to be when they grow up.
  • : Following new legislation in Progressitalia, wind farms are erected on shuttered oil platforms.
  • : Progressitalia was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Tibus Heth.
  • : Progressitalia voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Long-Term Storage Of Produced Waste".


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 195 » Hepek, WeKnow, Former English Colony, Crusadam, Venicea, Illusia and Neverendia, Territorio di Nessuno, Ethnon, Lulubellia, Orado, New Lakemba, Shibutani, Aerilia, Hamerica, Votak Matim, Bharathvarsh, Guer Aike, AmManies, Hardscrabble, Kragsgale, Empy, Ellbonnia, Yaorozu, Svenskskit, Bankowiata, Yokciq Empire, Omnistria, Pytong, Republica Guilleana, Loutsland, Runeda, Shadowrik, Sundred, McMasterdonia, Dreadton, Great Bights Mum, Wilkshire, Daiz, Star Kingdom, Sachi, Corfad, Zzozona, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Pallaith, Planes, Siwale, The Rhein States, 1 very fast endotarter, Cretox State, Holy Empire of Greater Bavaria, and 145 others.Kranostav, Koda-Land, Kazoo Basin, The Tampa Bay Rays, The Democratic Kingdom Of Skaraborg, Barabolia, Aeolist, Moubarakistan, Interdimensional Zone, Notyoutopia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Keurig Machines, The AnCap Pirate Utopia, Xentherida, His Enduring Majesty, Dar es Saalam, Darkmondoria, Chips and Guac, Ice and Tinian, Selfgradatude, Kingdom of KHATTAB, El Fiji Grande, Ravendi, Slyakanya, Pasargad, KhalChicken, Otakus and Weebs, Solidair, East Akra, The Pantheons, Vesteysia, Frances Francis the First of France, Climeria, Madjack, Strongwill, Sikol, Valentine Z, Seijitsu, Sil Dorsett, Clan Spaniel, Que Lukustinardon, Odelinor, Alorca, Port Naga, Beasluxia, Nodnarb, Imperial Pieserged, Kromi, Francois Isidore, Valgarda, Iberia y las Colonias, North Bratislava, Travislavania, Free Salvation, Wisconsota, Blyskalia, Maott, Figyjharli, Heilhum Imperius, Wineclaw, Sanjurika, PotatoFarmers, Wapistan, Trumpski, Malta Comino Gozo, The Ultimate Republic, Duryanistan, Dangine, Aryan Homeland, Sunto, Nation1812, Siforpeo, Lol2639, Shotokonia, Servilis, Simone Republic, Chukstik Illahi, Xagill, Yellops, Tyirza, BrightFutures, Super Girl, Holy Oranz, BTProductions, Xyrron, Libertania Democratica, Draconian Progression, Mon Island, Steampunk Ariel, New Celoveniortan, Viridiann, Seenvorland, Landfinia, ForestMythal, Defense For The World Assembly, Centrialand, Britle, Capablanca, Seanat, Tsandonown, Free States of Marina, Atlunartemis, Ootasa, Libvillia, Katuda, Nyock, 2 and 2 is Fish, Greater Ale Permars, Rising Sakura, Ariele, Fraystonia, Merconitonitopia, Boston Castle, Nova Arcania, Andanavia, New Michag, Folenz, Card Kingdom, Kastonvia, Solimun, Sopernia, The Mazur Empire, Joodey, Tringapore, Mitropola, Apollo Park, Enomeni Ipeiros, Bearical, Drueste, Fizban, Unshleepd, Muqatil, British-Australia, Lionia, WLDO, United Capitalist Provinces, Sahriastan, Outer Shenendoah, The Calabash Protectorate, Galbadiana, Glurponia, The Blazeland Administration, Beta Cyndriel, Jaxikistan, and Tibus Heth.

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