The People's Republic of Prosperus Happyland is a colossal, socially progressive nation, ruled by Prime Minister Theresa Maybe with a fair hand, and remarkable for its national health service, otherworldly petting zoo, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful population of 7.826 billion Happylandians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Odessa. The average income tax rate is 85.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Happylandian economy, worth a remarkable 1,599 trillion rubles a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 204,437 rubles, with the richest citizens earning 5.2 times as much as the poorest.

One does not simply walk into the tundra, voter turnout for the election of the Junior Assistant for Non-Digital Media Strategies has been unsurprisingly low, residents of ageing concrete tower blocks have vital renovation work stopped by Brutalism enthusiasts, and citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Prosperus Happyland's national animal is the white dove, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Secularism.

Prosperus Happyland is ranked 9,825^th in the world and 10^th in European Union for Lowest Crime Rates, with 101.42 law-abiding acts per hour.