The Carefully Guided Sprawl of Pulsroth is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Laura Hickling-Norder SM with an even hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, complete lack of prisons, and pith helmet sales. The hard-nosed, humorless population of 11.908 billion Pulsrothites have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The enormous, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Forsinard. The average income tax rate is 98.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Pulsrothi economy, worth a remarkable 2,338 trillion Pulse Yen a year, is quite specialized and dominated by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 196,398 Pulse Yen, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

P-SPAN features senators wrestling with ever-increasing production elements, matryoshka dolls resembling nested Death Stars are commonly sold, national chefs believe that you can eat anything so long as you deep fry it first, and mandatory updates on software drivers often bring life to a halt. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pulsroth's national animal is the Wenlock Wyvern, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Té Tara.

Pulsroth is ranked 2,884^th in the world and 10^th in Spiritus for Most Advanced Public Transport, scoring 5,709.03 on the Societal Mobility Rating.