by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,442nd Most Influential: 2,992nd Largest Manufacturing Sector: 4,990th
The Empire of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Give Me Liberty Or Give Me Death
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Below Average

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population4.22 billion

CapitalPumexland City
LeaderIvar Arg


The Empire of Pumexland is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Ivar Arg with an even hand, and remarkable for its frequent executions, ubiquitous missile silos, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, hard-working, humorless population of 4.22 billion Pumexlandians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government prioritizes Defense, with Administration, Education, and Law & Order also on the agenda, while International Aid and Social Policy are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pumexland City. The average income tax rate is 67.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Pumexlandian economy, worth 686 trillion Umexes a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Average income is an impressive 162,634 Umexes, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.

The government has enacted freedom of information, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance, being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism, and class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pumexland's national animal is the Lion, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Pumexland is ranked 57,833rd in the world and 2,995th in The North Pacific for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring 1,498.2 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,442ndTop
Most Influential: 2,992ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4,990thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5,458thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 6,109thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 6,514thMost Efficient Economies: 7,938thTop
Highest Poor Incomes: 9,282ndHighest Average Incomes: 10,184thHealthiest Citizens: 10,470thLowest Crime Rates: 10,629thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 11,128thMost Developed: 11,424thMost Average: 11,680thMost Corrupt Governments: 12,106thMost Scientifically Advanced: 12,661stMost Cultured: 13,026thLargest Governments: 13,143rdLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,032ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 14,365thLargest Retail Industry: 14,794thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,128thLongest Average Lifespans: 15,333rd
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 185th in the regionMost Average: 194th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 212th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 218th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 326th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 360th in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 457th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 489th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 501st in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 538th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 560th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 579th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 621st in the regionLargest Governments: 631st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 648th in the regionMost Developed: 673rd in the regionMost Cultured: 678th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 710th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 724th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 770th in the regionRudest Citizens: 783rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 791st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pumexland was endorsed by The Dictatorship of Loutsland.
  • : Pumexland was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Kobagia.
  • : Pumexland was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Smartest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Pumexland, class action lawsuits have gone up in smoke thanks to government interference.
  • : Following new legislation in Pumexland, being wrong on the internet has been classified as digital terrorism.
  • : Following new legislation in Pumexland, footballers are doing aerobics in the sauna to build their hot weather endurance.
  • : Following new legislation in Pumexland, the government has enacted freedom of information.
  • : Following new legislation in Pumexland, Bigtopian interference in domestic elections is always democratically sanctioned.
  • : Following new legislation in Pumexland, interest in globalism never flags.
  • : Pumexland was endorsed by The Republic of Ttopa.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 115 » Alunya, Yaorozu, Omnistria, Territorio di Nessuno, Ninjak30, Napnomadia, Corfad, Sundred, Great Bights Mum, Sheldanada, Egalico, Shadowrik, Dreadton, Axstahl, United Draconia, Dar es Saalam, Koda-Land, El Fiji Grande, North Bratislava, Kwaj, Sinelona, Uganda Knuckles UK, Bayern-Straubing, Notyoutopia, Tappan Hills, Eri-Maqa-Ena, Solmetria, Shibutani, Ainsworth, Shin-Hachioji, Joodey, The Rhein States, Kasazzastan, Torakuen, Sil Dorsett, Pasargad, Ozstan, Selfgradatude, Frances Francis the First of France, Federation Terra Australis, SchoolHouse Rock, Holy Oranz, Newpromisedland, Pallaith, Black Templares, Ostrinios, Sunto, Q w e r t y, New Bremerton, Guslantis, and 65 others.Sea Ghost, Malta Comino Gozo, The United States of Romania, Niradans, Spartoptia, New Pruessen, Buckerino, Ara Antrizuls, PlanetPunk, Maott, The Notorious Mad Jack, Steraz, Novare Res, Ibiscaton, Guer Aike, Ethnon, The Iron Lions, Saturns Edge, Siwale, SillyString, Wineclaw, Amauri, Peldorn, Jasminlandia, Zemnaya Svoboda, Steampunk Ariel, Plangainer, VarDrade, Trillius, Wilkshire, Misuvelia, Tsardom of Leonlandia, Unimaginable Doom, General COE, Unsophisticate, Ejhsa, Liberum Mundi, Victoriaans Nederlands, Apetopia, Lomjia, 1 very fast endotarter, Afrille, Ikea Rike, Free Azzaca, Thiammyalllaland, Moubarakistan, Vikingiarchy, Aratani, Haor Chall, Destructive Government Endorsing System, Noahs Second Country, Castle Federation, Former English Colony, Loli County, Test for a new hope, The Black Cathedral, Elder Realms, GRANDE IMPERIO ORIENTAL PAGAO EUDUARDO, Xentherida, Constantinolia, Justanistan, Valhalla123, Makersaulache, Kobagia, and Loutsland.

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