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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,285thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,047thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,263rd
The Bright Blue Squee of
Capitalist Paradise Corporate Slave State
Eh
Influence
Diplomat
Security Officer
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Few

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Puppeh

Population21.516 billion

Faithfundamentalist puppetry

Currencyeh
Animalmarmoset

The Bright Blue Squee of Puppeh is a gargantuan, efficient nation, renowned for its strictly enforced bedtime, compulsory military service, and multi-spousal wedding ceremonies. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 21.516 billion Pups are either ruled by a sleek, efficient government or a conglomerate of multinational corporations; it's difficult to tell which.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business government, or what there is of one, juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Spirituality, and Industry. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 3.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Puppehian economy, worth a remarkable 1,950 trillion ehs a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is 90,659 ehs, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 578,731 per year while the poor average 5,833, a ratio of 99.2 to 1.

Signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon, and people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Puppeh's national animal is the marmoset, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is fundamentalist puppetry.

Puppeh is ranked 27,922nd in the world and 2nd in Seven To Many for Most Stationary, with 1,404.51324694428 days.

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Largest Gambling Industry: 1,285thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,047thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,263rdFattest Citizens: 2,547thHighest Crime Rates: 2,710thTop
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Most Avoided: 3,158thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,978thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,523rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 7,160thMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,028thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 8,095thRudest Citizens: 8,917thHighest Disposable Incomes: 9,115thMost Primitive: 9,224thLargest Retail Industry: 10,466thMost Rebellious Youth: 10,826thHighest Economic Output: 12,794thLargest Populations: 13,862ndTop
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Most Armed: 14,956thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 15,182ndLargest Insurance Industry: 18,283rdMost Corrupt Governments: 18,369thLargest Mining Sector: 22,257thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 24,885thMost Stationary: 27,922nd
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Largest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1st in the regionMost Pro-Market: 1st in the regionFattest Citizens: 1st in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionLargest Gambling Industry: 2nd in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2nd in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Stationary: 2nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 2nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Puppeh, people with political aspirations study how to make balloon animals.
  • : Puppeh was reclassified from "Compulsory Consumerist State" to "Capitalist Paradise".
  • : Following new legislation in Puppeh, sofas are perpetually on sales that Must End Soon.
  • : Puppeh was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Avoided.
  • : Following new legislation in Puppeh, parents seeking custody have to write a five-thousand word analysis of their child's imaginary friend.
  • : Puppeh's influence in Seven To Many rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Puppeh's influence in Seven To Many fell from "Diplomat" to "Envoy".
  • : Puppeh was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Stationary.
  • : Puppeh's influence in Seven To Many rose from "Envoy" to "Diplomat".
  • : Following new legislation in Puppeh, signs stating "You Must be This Tall to Enter" have started appearing outside retirement homes.

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