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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 239thHighest Crime Rates: 331stMost Armed: 344th
The Not a Very Holy Place of
Compulsory Consumerist State Consumerist Wage Drones
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Influence
Hermit
Governor
Region
Civil Rights
Good
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards

Pure Crime

Population7.352 billion

CapitalFlint
LeaderCriminal
FaithCrime

CurrencyGold
AnimalGrand Dads

The Not a Very Holy Place of Pure Crime is a colossal, orderly nation, ruled by Criminal with an iron fist, and notable for its frequent executions, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and complete lack of public education. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 7.352 billion criminals are rabid consumers, partly through choice and partly because the government tells them to and dissenters tend to vanish from their homes at night.

The minute, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government, or what there is of one, is primarily concerned with Defense, although Industry is also considered important, while Law & Order and Education aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Flint. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 1.9%.

The frighteningly efficient a criminal economy, worth a remarkable 1,141 trillion Golds a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Soda Sales, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 155,288 Golds, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 1,431,177 per year while the poor average 1,696, a ratio of 843 to 1.

Warfare increasingly resembles a video game, the Flint XV Regiment (aka "The Goat Starers") have yet to win a battle, things are looking up for sentient toilet bowls, and citizens have to identify all the polar bears in a blizzard photo in order to access their bank account. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Pure Crime's national animal is the Grand Dads, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Crime.

Pure Crime is ranked 135,174th in the world and 1st in Crime for Most Stationary, with 235.9588420418 days.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 239thHighest Crime Rates: 331stMost Armed: 344thMost Avoided: 588thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 627thFattest Citizens: 1,168thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 1,262ndLowest Overall Tax Burden: 1,331stLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,401stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 1,428thMost Ignorant Citizens: 1,435thMost Rebellious Youth: 2,111thLargest Retail Industry: 2,217thMost Secular: 2,291stTop
5%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 3,001stRudest Citizens: 4,488thLargest Mining Sector: 5,354thHighest Drug Use: 5,790thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 8,049thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 8,868thLargest Gambling Industry: 8,989thLargest Insurance Industry: 11,853rdTop
10%
Largest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 17,148thMost Corrupt Governments: 18,753rdHighest Average Incomes: 20,312thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 20,862ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22,942ndHighest Economic Output: 25,311thMost Pro-Market: 25,825th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Pure Crime was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Pure Crime was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Pure Crime was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Pure Crime was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Pure Crime's influence in Crime rose from "Dominator" to "Hermit".
  • : Pure Crime's influence in Crime fell from "Hegemony" to "Dominator".
  • : Pure Crime's influence in Crime fell from "Hermit" to "Hegemony".
  • : Pure Crime was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Economic Output.
  • : Pure Crime was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Pure Crime was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector.

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