The Rogue Nation of Pyralspite is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Nagito Komaeda with an even hand, and remarkable for its rum-swilling pirates, state-planned economy, and irreverence towards religion. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.493 billion Pyralspitians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

It is difficult to tell where the omnipresent, socially-minded government stops and the rest of society begins, but it juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Mag Mell. The average income tax rate is 94.4%.

The very strong Pyralspitian economy, worth 678 trillion garnets a year, is driven almost entirely by government activity, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is highly specialized, is mostly made up of the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Information Technology. State-owned companies are the norm. Average income is 79,891 garnets, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Students memorise knock-knock jokes for their mandatory twice-a-term Comedy Examinations, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits, people queue for valets instead of parking spaces, and the silencing of dissent speaks volumes about the quality of Pyralspitian democracy. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Pyralspite's national animal is the dragon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Pyralspite is ranked 19,211^th in the world and 348^th in The Communist Bloc for Lowest Crime Rates, with 90.37 law-abiding acts per hour.