The Federal Ocean Republic of Qawe is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Fred Weasley with a fair hand, and notable for its national health service, irreverence towards religion, and punitive income tax rates. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 4.399 billion Qaweans love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qandende Gejopla. The average income tax rate is 95.5%.

The frighteningly efficient Qawerian economy, worth 637 trillion monis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 144,988 monis, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Television executives are interested in turning Fred Weasley's zany home life into a sitcom, consumption of cat memes has skyrocketed, politicians frequently make unusual poses during speeches in hopes of inspiring the next internet fad, and cogitators and mass debaters are skiving off work to hang around the National Symposium Park. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qawe's national animal is the water wheat giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Qawe is ranked 62,279^th in the world and 1,989^th in the South Pacific for Most Extreme, scoring 24.89 on the Paul-Nader Subjective Decentrality Index.