by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 373rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 430thMost Influential: 671st
Left-wing Utopia Utopia
As we said last year: Nuke, Retaliate, Repeat
Caeruleum Nebula
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Population3.2 billion

CapitalQandende Gejopla
LeaderCaeruleum Nebula

Animalwater wheat giraffe

The POTATO NUKES ACTIVATE of Qawe is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Caeruleum Nebula with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.2 billion Qaweans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qandende Gejopla. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Qawerian economy, worth 426 trillion monis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,217 monis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, you're only as old as you feel, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qawe's national animal is the water wheat giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Qawe is ranked 8,010th in the world and 236th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 112,588.82 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 373rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 430thMost Influential: 671stTop
Most Compassionate Citizens: 2,477thNicest Citizens: 2,548thLargest Welfare Programs: 3,858thMost Pacifist: 4,063rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 4,123rdBest Weather: 4,234thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,306thHealthiest Citizens: 4,534thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 4,679thMost Inclusive: 4,714thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,782ndMost Subsidized Industry: 6,108thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,143rdHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,305thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,561stMost Developed: 6,689thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,824thMost Beautiful Environments: 7,296thLeast Corrupt Governments: 7,325thLowest Crime Rates: 7,365thSafest: 7,372ndHighest Poor Incomes: 8,010thSmartest Citizens: 8,040thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 8,331stLargest Governments: 8,496thMost Efficient Economies: 8,639thMost Advanced Public Transport: 9,909thMost Cultured: 10,588thMost Secular: 10,826thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,087thTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 11,564thMost Rebellious Youth: 14,054thHighest Average Incomes: 17,974thMost Politically Free: 18,593rd
Most Valuable International Artwork: 10th in the regionMost Influential: 58th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 61st in the regionTop
Nicest Citizens: 88th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 94th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 118th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 121st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 126th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 134th in the regionBest Weather: 145th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 149th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 149th in the regionMost Pacifist: 158th in the regionMost Inclusive: 163rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 176th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 194th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 206th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 208th in the regionMost Developed: 211th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 213th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 218th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 228th in the regionLargest Governments: 231st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 231st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 236th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 248th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 251st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 263rd in the regionSafest: 266th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 290th in the regionMost Politically Free: 293rd in the regionMost Cultured: 299th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 339th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 351st in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 363rd in the regionMost Secular: 385th in the regionTop
Nudest: 498th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 511th in the regionMost Stationary: 660th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 667th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 781st in the regionLargest Populations: 846th in the region

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