The POTATO NUKES ACTIVATE of Qawe is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Caeruleum Nebula with a fair hand, and remarkable for its keen interest in outer space, complete lack of prisons, and national health service. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 3.2 billion Qaweans are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Qandende Gejopla. The average income tax rate is 92.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Qawerian economy, worth 426 trillion monis a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 133,217 monis, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Paper and ink publications are subsidised by the government to keep them in the black, skateboarding is punishable by heavy fines, you're only as old as you feel, and 4-year-olds are often found reminiscing about the 'good old days'. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qawe's national animal is the water wheat giraffe, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Atheism.

Qawe is ranked 8,010^th in the world and 236^th in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 112,588.82 Standard Monetary Units.