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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,079thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,189thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,250th
The Democratic Republic of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
Don't risk it all unless you are willing to lose it all
Joe Phoney-Baloney Fuzwalt
Influence
Sprat
Region
Civil Rights
Superb
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Qazahnir

Population11.69 billion

CapitalKweylia
LeaderJoe Phoney-Baloney Fuzwalt

Currencydollar
AnimalPeregrine Falcon

The Democratic Republic of Qazahnir is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Joe Phoney-Baloney Fuzwalt with a fair hand, and notable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, ubiquitous missile silos, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic, cheerful, devout population of 11.69 billion Qazahniri enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kweylia. The average income tax rate is 93.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Qazahnirian economy, worth a remarkable 2,545 trillion dollars a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Retail. Average income is an amazing 217,721 dollars, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.1 times as much as the poorest.

There's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry, getting an autograph has become harder than ever, and engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats. Crime is totally unknown. Qazahnir's national animal is the Peregrine Falcon, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Qazahnir is ranked 3,605th in the world and 142nd in Osiris for Most Developed, scoring 95.37 on the Human Development Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,079thMost Cheerful Citizens: 1,189thMost Rebellious Youth: 1,250thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,570thBest Weather: 1,785thTop
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Most Cultured: 2,098thSafest: 2,133rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,218thMost Beautiful Environments: 2,381stMost Inclusive: 2,404thMost Efficient Economies: 2,551stLongest Average Lifespans: 2,683rdNicest Citizens: 2,685thHealthiest Citizens: 2,710thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,884thMost Developed: 3,605thMost Compassionate Citizens: 3,763rdMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,796thLargest Governments: 3,982ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,022ndMost Pacifist: 4,368thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 4,379thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,409thSmartest Citizens: 4,781stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 4,816thHighest Average Incomes: 5,026thHighest Economic Output: 5,323rdMost Subsidized Industry: 5,475thLargest Publishing Industry: 5,757thHighest Average Tax Rates: 5,778thHighest Poor Incomes: 6,329thLargest Retail Industry: 6,335thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 6,506thLowest Crime Rates: 6,510thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,020thLargest Information Technology Sector: 7,966thTop
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Largest Welfare Programs: 11,825thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,653rdNudest: 19,504th
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Largest Agricultural Sector: 36th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 47th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 47th in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 61st in the regionBest Weather: 69th in the regionTop
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Most Popular Tourist Destinations: 77th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 80th in the regionMost Cultured: 81st in the regionMost Inclusive: 84th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 86th in the regionSafest: 95th in the regionNicest Citizens: 102nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 104th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 115th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 133rd in the regionMost Developed: 142nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 151st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 154th in the regionLargest Governments: 172nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 174th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 187th in the regionMost Pacifist: 198th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 201st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 203rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 207th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 216th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 234th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 249th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 267th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 276th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 288th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 310th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 311th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 338th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 367th in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 471st in the regionNudest: 539th in the regionMost Stationary: 615th in the regionRudest Citizens: 623rd in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 641st in the regionHighest Drug Use: 670th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 682nd in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Qazahnir, engaged partners detail their fiancés' private lives in detail to prurient bureaucrats.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazahnir, getting an autograph has become harder than ever.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazahnir, stuttering trypanophobes are doomed never to marry.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazahnir, there's nothing more gay than bleeding for your nation.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazahnir, fistfighting vigilantes tend to suffer a lot of gunshot wounds.
  • : Qazahnir was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Safest and the Top 10% for Rudest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazahnir, arms manufacturers and mild-mannered journalists have been outed as superheroes.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazahnir, beating enemies to death with a baseball bat is legal if done within nine innings.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazahnir, a video of Joe Phoney-Baloney Fuzwalt wearing shock-blue face paint and smashing an electric guitar in front of a frenzied crowd is on endless repeat on the nightly news.
  • : Following new legislation in Qazahnir, sexuality-questioning teenagers are placed in locked rooms with dirty magazines and lewd posters.

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