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The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of QuietDad of TNP City. The average income tax rate is 74.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The QuietDad of TNPian economy, worth 413 trillion Shiny Green Things a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Information Technology, and Retail. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is 47,296 Shiny Green Things, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Tourists visit QuietDad of TNP to mass-moon QuietDad of TNPian politicians, drug deals return to the streets as legions of undercover officers stalk the dark web, RPG fans reminisce fondly about when people thought they were evil and dangerous rather than geeky and socially inept, and literally voiceless people are unable to protest when food and water are denied to them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. QuietDad of TNP's national animal is the Mullet Eagle, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

QuietDad of TNP is ranked 131,140^th in the world and 6,773^rd in The North Pacific for Highest Drug Use, scoring 36.2 on the Pineapple Fondness Rating.