by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics

Advertisement

Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,329thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,902ndMost Influential: 3,112th
The Grand Duchy of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
Matricole of the world, unite!
Influence
Page
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Nuke Control Cards

Quinto Piano

Population959 million

CapitalCoffee Quinto
LeaderFranco Scaglia

CurrencyDoghe
AnimalFratton

The Grand Duchy of Quinto Piano is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Franco Scaglia with an iron fist, and remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, irreverence towards religion, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, cynical population of 959 million Quintopianistas are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Coffee Quinto. The average income tax rate is 77.6%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Quintopianista economy, worth 122 trillion Doghes a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Trout Farming, Tourism, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an impressive 127,535 Doghes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Coffee Quinto, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers, halberds are common 18th birthday presents, and programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quinto Piano's national animal is the Fratton, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Quinto Piano is ranked 10,561st in the world and 324th in The East Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 100,321.91 Standard Monetary Units.

Top
1%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,329thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,902ndTop
5%
Most Influential: 3,112thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,293rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 6,075thMost Developed: 8,378thMost Pacifist: 8,769thMost Advanced Public Education: 10,218thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,561stMost Scientifically Advanced: 10,574thMost Secular: 10,845thLargest Information Technology Sector: 11,235thTop
10%
Most Advanced Public Transport: 11,417thHealthiest Citizens: 11,418thMost Inclusive: 11,482ndMost Compassionate Citizens: 12,047thNicest Citizens: 12,073rdLongest Average Lifespans: 12,156thSmartest Citizens: 12,808thMost Valuable International Artwork: 14,620thLargest Governments: 15,254thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,430thLowest Crime Rates: 15,927thLargest Welfare Programs: 16,725thHighest Average Tax Rates: 16,907thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,760thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,936thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,545thMost Rebellious Youth: 19,695thHighest Average Incomes: 19,870thMost Cheerful Citizens: 21,760th
Top
1%
Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 66th in the regionTop
5%
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 106th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 110th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 176th in the regionMost Influential: 177th in the regionMost Developed: 236th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 277th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 295th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 305th in the regionMost Pacifist: 307th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 307th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 324th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 332nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 346th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 355th in the regionMost Inclusive: 367th in the regionMost Secular: 381st in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 396th in the regionNicest Citizens: 401st in the regionLargest Governments: 416th in the regionTop
10%
Lowest Crime Rates: 473rd in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 483rd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 483rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 489th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 514th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 517th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 519th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 522nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 563rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 590th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 646th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 687th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 733rd in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 780th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 806th in the regionSafest: 822nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 831st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Quinto Piano was endorsed by The Disconcerting Deputy of Flying Snow.
  • : Quinto Piano was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Rebellious Youth.
  • : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, programmes of questionable content are shown at peak-hours.
  • : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, halberds are common 18th birthday presents.
  • : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, citizens know never to accept cookies from strangers.
  • : Quinto Piano endorsed The Commonwealth of Niveko.
  • : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, the bonfire of the old paper records can be seen for miles around Coffee Quinto.
  • : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, there's a shortage of swinging hot spots as land development grinds to a halt.
  • : Quinto Piano was reclassified from "Father Knows Best State" to "Corrupt Dictatorship".
  • : Following new legislation in Quinto Piano, the children of Quinto Piano are often remarked upon for their cheery attitude to extreme violence.

More...

World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 117 » VW53Aland, Liberstankonia, H-Zhena, Brotherland, Zukchiva, Asendavia, Axdel, Todd McCloud, Dragons Blood, Libertanny, Pakitsk, Raunch, Rainbow Vests, Kaigi, Kangarawa, Socialist Holy American Empire, Lingu, Lanagon, Monteconstance, Goodnamesarerare, CopyCato, Wiranath, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Eagas, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, BuciLand, The Three States of Fortuna, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, Talitoa, Imperial Akatsuki, Republic of Berzerkistan, The Almighty Country, Ripsylvania, Staynes, The Solar Ottomans, The State of McDonalds, Davinhia, Marrabuk, Tretrid, Greater New Cassandra, The Eternal Land of Jong, Unger under over, Drunken Seal Islands, BearStackof2015, Lyontisia, Bai Lung, The United Asian Republics, A Slanted Black Stripe, Trimmania, Bullpups, and 67 others.Ridann, United China Nation, Slys Paws, Roliganistan, Mays Austrian Nation, Wizardonia, Akorial, Adolanta, Evrigenis, East Malaysia, Enlil, Plazland, Zang0, Rohanland, La xinga, Chria Deau, Euricanis, The Death Syndicate, Squid Ruinosa, ReeK, The United Neo American Union, Riveraland, Abtracnt, Rhealaliit, Seri Tai Republic, Headpat Central, Kucia, Kriov, Dragonia, Grossvietnam, The Empire of Rijelv, Barfleur, A mean old man, Biggstonia, Santa Dystopia, Bytes, Survivoristan, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Osterreich und Ungarn, Propwash, BTProductions, Harro Waarudho, Interdimensional Waifus, Freedomindia, Adavan, Firenation91, Broengtopia, Schrebia, Endertopias, Under Sea Desert, Taurora, Khadah, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Nevertopia, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, Urimel, Blobbo, Technocratic Tagalog, Modra, Sansangra, Oofery, Platypus Islands, Horn of Havenkaap, New Leganes, Castle Federation, Niveko, and Flying Snow.

View Forum posts

Report