The Republic of Quirkee is a gargantuan, safe nation, renowned for its compulsory military service and irreverence towards religion. The hard-working population of 10.849 billion Quirkeeans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Defense, and Law & Order. The average income tax rate is 24.2%.

The Quirkeean economy, worth 611 trillion golden coins a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Basket Weaving industry, with significant contributions from Beef-Based Agriculture, Trout Farming, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is 56,341 golden coins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.5 times as much as the poorest.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Quirkee's national animal is the kangaroo, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Quirkee is ranked 132,674^th in the world and 58^th in Emirates of Futurnia for Lowest Crime Rates, with 62.48 law-abiding acts per hour.