The Valkyrian Republic of Qvait is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by Chancellor Margaret Harrison with a fair hand, and notable for its digital currency, multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, and strictly enforced bedtime. The compassionate, democratic, cheerful population of 15.939 billion Valkyrians love a good election, and the government gives them plenty of them. Universities tend to be full of students debating the merits of various civil and political rights, while businesses are tightly regulated and the wealthy viewed with suspicion.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Environment, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Stockholm. The income tax rate is 100%.

The frighteningly efficient Valkyrian economy, worth a remarkable 4,747 trillion Pacific credits a year, is quite specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 297,855 Pacific credits, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

10-year-olds who struggle with integrating by parts are considered slow learners, it is quite common for bar patrons to discuss Wittgenstein over cordials and games of backgammon, the army lures cannon fodder with promises of a college education, and agreeing to appear on TV is often the best way to access social care. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Qvait's national animal is the koala, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Qvait is ranked 161,775^th in the world and 6,612^th in the South Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -799.49 on the Scary Big Number Scale.