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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,016thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,434thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,788th
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Qyrym

Population6.023 billion

CapitalKharkov
LeaderGreat Khan

CurrencyAltyn
AnimalWolf

The Khanate of Qyrym is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Great Khan with an even hand, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, soft-spoken computers, and infamous sell-swords. The hard-nosed population of 6.023 billion Crimeans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The relatively small, corrupt, socially-minded government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kharkov. The average income tax rate is 66.2%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Crimean economy, worth a remarkable 1,302 trillion Altyns a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized, fairly diversified black market in Information Technology, Tourism, Arms Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 216,326 Altyns, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates, it's scientifically provable that Crimean guys don't know how to make a woman happy, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, and children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Qyrym's national animal is the Wolf, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Qyrym is ranked 1,788th in the world and 1st in Japan for Highest Poor Incomes, with 188,582.87 Standard Monetary Units.

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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 1,016thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,434thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,788thLargest Information Technology Sector: 2,256thTop
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Most Scientifically Advanced: 3,321stHealthiest Citizens: 3,937thMost Developed: 4,053rdLongest Average Lifespans: 4,532ndLargest Black Market: 4,834thSmartest Citizens: 4,897thHighest Average Incomes: 5,098thMost Cheerful Citizens: 5,937thMost Cultured: 6,119thMost Secular: 6,743rdMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,741stMost Beautiful Environments: 8,049thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 8,548thRudest Citizens: 9,420thMost Corrupt Governments: 10,258thMost Efficient Economies: 10,892ndLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,003rdTop
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Best Weather: 12,198thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 12,274thLargest Governments: 12,397thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 12,413thMost Advanced Public Education: 12,701stHighest Economic Output: 12,830thMost Valuable International Artwork: 13,096thHighest Disposable Incomes: 13,327thLowest Crime Rates: 13,635thMost Subsidized Industry: 15,151stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 15,813thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 18,907thMost Income Equality: 18,987thMost Advanced Public Transport: 20,200thLargest Publishing Industry: 21,561st
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Highest Poor Incomes: 1st in the regionTop
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Most Secular: 2nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 3rd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 3rd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 5th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 5th in the regionMost Developed: 5th in the regionMost Income Equality: 5th in the regionTop
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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 6th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 6th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 8th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 8th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 9th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 9th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 9th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 10th in the regionMost Cultured: 10th in the regionLargest Governments: 10th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 10th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 10th in the regionRudest Citizens: 11th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionBest Weather: 11th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Qyrym, children gain their first sex education from reading the dictionary.
  • : Following new legislation in Qyrym, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage.
  • : Following new legislation in Qyrym, it's scientifically provable that Crimean guys don't know how to make a woman happy.
  • : Following new legislation in Qyrym, elections have become procedural nightmares due to voters persistently rejecting candidates.
  • : Following new legislation in Qyrym, public footpaths are being slowly eroded by the burgeoning number of ramblers.
  • : Qyrym was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Rudest Citizens and Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Qyrym, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Qyrym, children in school learn that marriage and slavery go hand in hand.
  • : Following new legislation in Qyrym, the nation's most "productive" diamond mine hasn't been operational for seven months.
  • : Following new legislation in Qyrym, weighted heels are added to military boots to ensure diminutive celebrities meet minimum requirements.

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