The Federation of Rabbitz is a colossal, genial nation, ruled by Rabbistrate Danitero with a fair hand, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, anti-smoking policies, and keen interest in outer space. The compassionate, hard-working, democratic population of 7.281 billion Rabbitzians hold their civil and political rights very dear, although the wealthy and those in business tend to be viewed with suspicion.

The medium-sized, liberal, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Rabbitz City. The average income tax rate is 96.8%.

The frighteningly efficient Rabbitzian economy, worth a remarkable 1,733 trillion Yixes a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an amazing 238,061 Yixes, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The art of conversation has been rediscovered, the official Rabbitzian Phrase Book weighs as much as a small child, confessions don't count if suffixed with "izzle", and enemy navies sail within bombardment range of major coastal cities with impunity. Crime is totally unknown. Rabbitz's national animal is the Rabbit, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Rabbitz is ranked 18,403^rd in the world and 628^th in the South Pacific for Most Secular, with 64.89 Atheism Rate.