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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,739thMost Armed: 5,963rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,290th
The The of of the of for the the of
Inoffensive Centrist Democracy Fascists
Oh Yeah!
Kool-Aid Man
Influence
Powerbroker
Civil Rights
Some
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Racklestine

Population4.129 billion

CapitalDaraealeaeealerlos
LeaderKool-Aid Man
FaithDrink the Kool-Aid alreadyism

Currencybean
Animalbean

The The of of the of for the the of Racklestine is a massive, cultured nation, ruled by Kool-Aid Man with an even hand, and notable for its compulsory military service, enslaved workforce, and compulsory gun ownership. The compassionate population of 4.129 billion beans have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Industry, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Daraealeaeealerlos. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 49.2%.

The all-consuming beans economy, worth 407 trillion beans a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Beef-Based Agriculture industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. Black market activity is notable. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 98,639 beans, with the richest citizens earning 8.9 times as much as the poorest.

People who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds, and the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Racklestine's national animal is the bean, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Drink the Kool-Aid alreadyism.

Racklestine is ranked 52,711th in the world and 1st in Noon Puppet Dump for Lowest Crime Rates, with 68.83 Law-abiding Acts Per Hour.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 3,739thMost Armed: 5,963rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 7,290thTop
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Highest Unexpected Death Rate: 11,630thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 16,976thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 17,588thLargest Black Market: 17,754thLargest Publishing Industry: 19,685th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Racklestine, the "fire department" is often called to remove offensive religious texts.
  • : Following new legislation in Racklestine, oil executives can be seen reluctantly cleaning oil-soaked birds.
  • : Following new legislation in Racklestine, hostage-takers offer loyalty scheme points for prompt payment.
  • : Following new legislation in Racklestine, people who stay late at the office often come home to find their own funeral being planned.
  • : Following new legislation in Racklestine, the nation solves other countries' human rights problems with a generous dose of violence.
  • : Following new legislation in Racklestine, it is popularly believed that "cheese every day keeps disaster away".
  • : Following new legislation in Racklestine, women across the country are tying the knot.
  • : Following new legislation in Racklestine, former arsonists can be found on local fire brigades.
  • : Following new legislation in Racklestine, Beans believe a soft answer turneth away wrath but punitive punishment is much more fun.
  • : Following new legislation in Racklestine, politicians bribe ten-year-old geniuses to sit their aptitude tests.

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