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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,099thBest Weather: 3,244thSafest: 3,498th
The Most Serene Republic of
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Don't lock your baby in the car!
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Shoeshiner
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Raelsa

Population10.268 billion

CapitalBonalon
LeaderJohn Doe
FaithCommon Sense

CurrencyDollar
AnimalKookaburra

The Most Serene Republic of Raelsa is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by John Doe with an even hand, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, punitive income tax rates, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 10.268 billion Raelsans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bonalon. The average income tax rate is 94.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Raelsan economy, worth a remarkable 1,261 trillion Dollars a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing and Tourism. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 122,812 Dollars, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist, and destitute athletes are forced to train in the street. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Raelsa's national animal is the Kookaburra, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Common Sense.

Raelsa is ranked 51,256th in the world and 2,915th in Lazarus for Most Cultured, scoring 71 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.

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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,099thBest Weather: 3,244thSafest: 3,498thMost Pacifist: 4,019thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,053rdLargest Welfare Programs: 4,158thHealthiest Citizens: 4,394thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 5,282ndMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 5,465thMost Compassionate Citizens: 5,701stNicest Citizens: 5,887thLowest Crime Rates: 6,019thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,105thHighest Average Tax Rates: 6,482ndMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 6,889thMost Inclusive: 7,104thMost Developed: 7,200thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,535thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,926thMost Valuable International Artwork: 8,587thMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,851stHighest Food Quality: 9,487thSmartest Citizens: 9,525thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,212thLargest Governments: 10,341stMost Influential: 13,671stTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,376thHighest Poor Incomes: 16,813thMost Subsidized Industry: 18,341stMost Scientifically Advanced: 18,950thLargest Information Technology Sector: 19,364thMost Secular: 19,401stHighest Economic Output: 22,074thMost Efficient Economies: 22,459th
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Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 136th in the regionBest Weather: 149th in the regionSafest: 180th in the regionMost Pacifist: 200th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 200th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 210th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 228th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 271st in the regionNicest Citizens: 287th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 288th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 314th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 318th in the regionMost Influential: 328th in the regionMost Inclusive: 332nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 344th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 368th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 379th in the regionMost Developed: 391st in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 397th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 398th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 441st in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 475th in the regionHighest Food Quality: 487th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 515th in the regionLargest Governments: 602nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Public Transport: 681st in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 1,042nd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,093rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 1,179th in the regionMost Secular: 1,229th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,256th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Raelsa was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Following new legislation in Raelsa, destitute athletes are forced to train in the street.
  • : Following new legislation in Raelsa, any citizen who cries is immediately assigned a psychiatrist.
  • : Following new legislation in Raelsa, surgical tape has taken on a distinctly red color.
  • : Following new legislation in Raelsa, citizens volunteer for tax audits to avoid the 80-page Practical Assessment Survey Tool On Religions.
  • : Following new legislation in Raelsa, anti-government political posters adorn every building like wallpaper.
  • : Following new legislation in Raelsa, robosexual marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Raelsa's influence in Lazarus rose from "Zero" to "Shoeshiner".
  • : Raelsa altered its national flag.
  • : Raelsa was refounded in Lazarus.

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