Population | 8.393 billion |
Capital | Chicago |
Leader | Rally Vincent |
Faith | Catholicism |
Currency | Krone |
Animal | Vulture |
The Roving Death Squads of Rally Vincent is a colossal, safe nation, ruled by Rally Vincent with an even hand, and remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, daily referendums, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The compassionate, democratic population of 8.393 billion Americans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.
The medium-sized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Education, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Chicago. The average income tax rate is 87.8%, and even higher for the wealthy.
The frighteningly efficient American economy, worth a remarkable 1,453 trillion Kroner a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Tourism, and Retail. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 173,124 Kroner, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.5 times as much as the poorest.
The government raises tariffs on a weekly basis, chain-gangs are often seen toting barges and lifting bales, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer, and grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rally Vincent's national animal is the Vulture, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is Catholicism.
Rally Vincent is ranked 27,941st in the world and 407th in The East Pacific for Most Stationary, with 1,404.2682679344 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Rally Vincent, grim instructresses lead the unwillingly impregnated in chants of "it's all my fault" and "blessed be the fruit".
- : Following new legislation in Rally Vincent, the national colors help to make everyone look slimmer.
- : Following new legislation in Rally Vincent, chain-gangs are often seen toting barges and lifting bales.
- : Following new legislation in Rally Vincent, the government raises tariffs on a weekly basis.
- : Rally Vincent was reclassified from "Inoffensive Centrist Democracy" to "Democratic Socialists".
- : Following new legislation in Rally Vincent, abortion is only legal in unusual circumstances.
- : Following new legislation in Rally Vincent, t-shirts displaying a photo of Rally Vincent performing the Full-Monty are selling out.
- : Following new legislation in Rally Vincent, the only Maxxmas gift frontline troops receive from officers is a bullet with the enemy's name on it.
- : Following new legislation in Rally Vincent, the media seems excessively interested in what Rally Vincent is wearing this season.
- : Following new legislation in Rally Vincent, the government's policy is 'all pain, no grain'.