The Zombie Republic of Ralphburg is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ralph the terrier with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.694 billion Ralphburgers enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ralphburg Island. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ralphburgian economy, worth 556 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 206,606 Dogecoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

The justice of Ralphburg is considered superior to that of other nations, Ralph the terrier has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, and the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Ralphburg. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ralphburg's national animal is the big smoldog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ralphburg is ranked 216,012^th in the world and 6,948^th in the South Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.18 Weapons Per Person.