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Largest Retail Industry: 261stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 341stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 605th
The Republic of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Woof Woof Awoooo
Ralph J Russell
Influence
Squire
Civil Rights
Excellent
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Ralphburg

Population9.054 billion

CapitalRalphburg
LeaderRalph J Russell

CurrencyDogecoin
Animalbig smoldog

The Republic of Ralphburg is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by Ralph J Russell with an iron fist, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, absence of drug laws, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 9.054 billion Ralphburgers are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ralphburg. The average income tax rate is 20.6%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Ralphburgian economy, worth a remarkable 2,456 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Book Publishing. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an amazing 271,315 Dogecoins, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.1 times as much as the poorest.

One can wake up in Ralphburg and have breakfast in Bigtopia, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, roads are often attended by round-the-clock construction crews, and everyone has the equal opportunity to have their wallet stolen. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ralphburg's national animal is the big smoldog, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Ralphburg is ranked 6,949th in the world and 164th in the South Pacific for Lowest Crime Rates, with 108.33 law-abiding acts per hour.

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Largest Retail Industry: 261stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 341stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 605thMost Influential: 1,373rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 1,417thMost Secular: 1,721stLargest Mining Sector: 2,180thTop
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Largest Basket Weaving Sector: 3,114thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,369thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,434thMost Corrupt Governments: 3,864thHighest Average Incomes: 4,015thSmartest Citizens: 4,678thMost Developed: 4,833rdLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,232ndRudest Citizens: 5,526thLargest Welfare Programs: 6,495thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,506thLowest Crime Rates: 6,949thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 6,969thLargest Publishing Industry: 7,095thMost Cheerful Citizens: 7,211thLargest Black Market: 7,669thHighest Economic Output: 9,347thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 9,413thMost Efficient Economies: 9,578thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,713thLargest Governments: 9,876thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 10,105thMost Advanced Public Transport: 10,424thLongest Average Lifespans: 14,404thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 15,031stTop
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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 15,901stMost Cultured: 16,369thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,462ndMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 18,139thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19,372ndMost Advanced Public Education: 20,113thMost Stationary: 21,948thLargest Agricultural Sector: 23,360thMost Pacifist: 29,864th
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Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 15th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 27th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 35th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 46th in the regionMost Secular: 47th in the regionTop
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Most Corrupt Governments: 61st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 72nd in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 79th in the regionLargest Black Market: 89th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 91st in the regionMost Influential: 93rd in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 99th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 106th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 110th in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 112th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 123rd in the regionMost Developed: 130th in the regionRudest Citizens: 133rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 164th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 169th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 171st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 174th in the regionLargest Soda Pop Sector: 176th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 188th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 188th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 189th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 202nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 206th in the regionLargest Governments: 237th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 292nd in the regionTop
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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 322nd in the regionMost Stationary: 334th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 388th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 401st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 407th in the regionMost Cultured: 420th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 457th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 460th in the regionLargest Populations: 490th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 545th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 206 » Amerion, Hanguk-Nippon, Wehraboos, PenguinPies, Xandev, Bawkie, Farengeto, Abarri, Jehenna, Curlyhoward, North Kanuckistan, Ebonhand, Kringalia, West Pastafaria, Fasire, Darakin, Nowa Europa, Shefino, Nova Montron, The Two Jerseys, The naked people, The Solar System Scope, Land Without Shrimp, Yellunstryer, Kiasu-ism, Sthalrim, Tsunamy, Pax Dracon, Bear Connors Paradiso, Dankstergrad, Drystar, Theorin, Antarctic Empires, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Privatore, Rad Asia, Calistan, Aidenfieeld, Madhonia, Southern Numenor, Walloonia, A leftover country, Bleakfoot, Rebel-topia, The Worst army of, Noire Denholm, Havenfell, Los Lonley Boys, and 156 others.Zaelith, Doraya, Unielvan Millorvium, Mona Landia, Mapico, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Dereistic, Itani, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Saint Cinder, Indolos, Drugged Monkeys, Midand, Myness, Tepertopia, Phanama, Myhomecountry, Sanden, Menesynchro, Unojo, The Island of Sorna, Freedoom, Beblahbleblo, Anatasha, Saciu, The Haughtherlands, Venezia Pacifica, Arscanesia, Transtemporal Shifts, The Woragopiria, Ostavaria, Kanatian Percocet, Chernaya Zvezda, Eleuthelrium, Great Lothian, Mavenu, Figlandia, Aurcania, Bonobiana, Paganan, Froshar, Auviantan Outh Islands, Gracca, ARIAPOLIS01, Lynxaion, Dakalian, Altnavia, Silmad, Bavaristan, New Bulacan, Ugranda, The Republic of Everleigh, Goldnation, Holy Free, Sgaana, Valles Stellarum, Estival, Kazhinskia, Galactya, Sporaltryus, America Gone Wrong, Doundaly, New Maxta, New-Javarra, Khnomania, North Pernambuco, Uvalor, Geploastan, Arlandias, Eritria, Terran Draconia, Dhemixia, Dimplingpie, Pepoland, 0200-Gamma, Tanyaland, Martzbrieg, The Free Falklands, Empire of Pekoland, Dundea Loea, Monetaria, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Ever Testing, Kleinwetterberg and Altwetterberg, Hacrela, Astriva, Alvira, Cerespasia, Signar, IndustroMiliComplex, Legosia, Grace Wellesley Thayer, Great Scapula, The Weirdo, Farelonia, Gonthavnor, Bohenia, Morian, Asarana, Kaoia, Belschaft, Ipugao, Blipp, Awesome Imperium, Phyakaran, Lilli Lands, Teasonda, Vasken, Tioloman, Moreana, Emagination, The Ark of Survival, Hadrex, Swiss Cheese Wheel, ANuadh, Purestan, Krauanagaz, The Filippinas, Yusan, East Endia, Lowelian, Differences-In-Differences, Volaworand, Luxemstein, Nuevo San Juan Parangaricutiro, Detroxia, Eastern Doncaster, Greater Castille and Leon, Springwalla, Marnrio, Mercian Legions, Las Filipina, Aodhan, Lemenga, Bogani, Lupusterra, HawkoFon, Lans Isles, Marre, Nueva Alta California, Xanistan, Nakayo, Pepperton, Capatilism, BEEstreetz, Elritch, Eastern Juble Lux, Swenfia 2, Apreerco, Satilynia, Anarco Argentina, Canamerico and Greenland, Geneek, Genoxelande, Stelmund, and Albend.

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