by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 404thMost Influential: 714thLargest Retail Industry: 852nd
The Zombie Republic of
Benevolent Dictatorship Temporary Liberal State of Emergency
Woof Woof Awoooo
Ralph the terrier
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population2.694 billion

CapitalRalphburg Island
LeaderRalph the terrier

Animalbig smoldog

The Zombie Republic of Ralphburg is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Ralph the terrier with an iron fist, and remarkable for its multi-spousal wedding ceremonies, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 2.694 billion Ralphburgers enjoy great individual freedoms in everything except elections, which, where they exist at all, are populist shams for a dictatorship government that has no intention of ever giving up power.

The relatively small, corrupt, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ralphburg Island. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Ralphburgian economy, worth 556 trillion Dogecoins a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Uranium Mining. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is an amazing 206,606 Dogecoins, with the richest citizens earning 9.0 times as much as the poorest.

The justice of Ralphburg is considered superior to that of other nations, Ralph the terrier has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins, and the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Ralphburg. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ralphburg's national animal is the big smoldog, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ralphburg is ranked 216,012th in the world and 6,948th in the South Pacific for Most Armed, with 0.18 Weapons Per Person.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 404thMost Influential: 714thLargest Retail Industry: 852ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 1,422ndTop
Highest Disposable Incomes: 2,613thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 4,706thRudest Citizens: 4,965thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,226thHighest Average Incomes: 6,046thMost Secular: 7,193rdLargest Mining Sector: 7,215thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 7,404thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,543rdMost Efficient Economies: 9,391stSmartest Citizens: 11,221stTop
Most Scientifically Advanced: 12,735thLargest Agricultural Sector: 13,843rdLargest Governments: 13,968thLargest Information Technology Sector: 14,266thMost Developed: 14,935thLowest Crime Rates: 15,009thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 15,345thLargest Publishing Industry: 15,636thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 16,089thLargest Black Market: 16,559thMost Advanced Public Transport: 16,888thLargest Welfare Programs: 17,209thMost Beautiful Environments: 17,806thMost Cultured: 18,958thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 19,848thHighest Drug Use: 20,377th
Largest Retail Industry: 34th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 43rd in the regionMost Influential: 52nd in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 53rd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 64th in the regionTop
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 140th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 160th in the regionLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 173rd in the regionRudest Citizens: 180th in the regionMost Secular: 236th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 236th in the regionHighest Drug Use: 280th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 289th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 304th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 339th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 358th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 373rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 374th in the regionLargest Governments: 392nd in the regionTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 421st in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 441st in the regionMost Developed: 442nd in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 445th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 501st in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 503rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 519th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 522nd in the regionMost Cultured: 532nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 565th in the regionLargest Black Market: 565th in the regionNudest: 565th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 628th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 638th in the regionMost Pro-Market: 677th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, the contraband cigarette trade is lighting up across Ralphburg.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, printing out government documents requires the approval of at least three admins.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, Ralph the terrier has been seen stealthily slicing fifths off bread loaves.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, the justice of Ralphburg is considered superior to that of other nations.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, veteran cops reminisce over their heavy armor days.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, the state auctions off combat drones to fund war reparations.
  • : Ralphburg voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Freedom Of Association".
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, commuters are denied boarding for attempting to bring packed lunches onto trains.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, victims of crime are viewed as less trustworthy than politicians.
  • : Following new legislation in Ralphburg, people often feel unbalanced by their daily commute.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 310 » Beepee, Qvait, Aumeltopia, Amerion, Erinor, Hanguk-Nippon, Yeldarbsland, Wehraboos, PenguinPies, Crystal Creation, Techganet, Xandev, Bawkie, Farengeto, Terran Draconia, Abarri, The Filippinas, Jehenna, Curlyhoward, Baltenlands, North Kanuckistan, Ebonhand, Kringalia, Aurcania, West Pastafaria, Fasire, InnWorm, Darakin, Anserisa, Nowa Europa, Shefino, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Nova Montron, The Two Jerseys, The naked people, The Solar System Scope, Land Without Shrimp, Seliyan progressive Islands, Yellunstryer, Kiasu-ism, Sthalrim, Tsunamy, Tsvetania, Pax Dracon, Bear Connors Paradiso, Dankstergrad, Drystar, Theorin, and 260 others.Antarctic Empires, Steampunk Engineers, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Japanese Federal Republic, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Centristvill, Isokenzar, USNE2018, Iym Winterless, Stoniamera, Pamela And Hepatitis, The United Expanse, Direwolf1, Privatore, Avalonica, New Briantown, North Catimestistrianes, Rad Asia, Calistan, Si-topia, Aidenfieeld, Escevola, Cuuldere, Madhonia, Southern Numenor, Three Rivia Levr, Utondara, Poopisiya, Walloonia, Salguod, RestartAll, Holy Free, GI-Land, Bergenu, Sedunn, Grianal, Blaash, Page 53, A leftover country, Potion Seller, Bleakfoot, Eastern Nyan, Rebel-topia, The Worst army of, St Oaks, Noire Denholm, Havenfell, Los Lonley Boys, Zaelith, The West Valley Mountains, Center Lisle, Doraya, Unielvan Millorvium, FreeFishers, Mona Landia, Farelonia, Mapico, Corgitopiaa, Kholdan, Dukin Donuts, Quh, Markla, Kroumos, Compli, Marinho Islands, Dis7Nation, Hypersensible Crybabies, Auphelia, Royaltica, Kandorith, Laamiva, South Western Korea, Gonrati, Alaninia, Ullan, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Not Austria, The Northeast Mashriq, Bohenia, Pi Ttamgwa Nunmul, Dereistic, Noveos, Kucaland, Volaworand, Itani, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Zolooloo, Sandaoguo, Operahouse, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Valdutz, Blondiesland, Zosnor, Saint Cinder, Drew-Topia, Aschenburg, Rectionk, Idiono, Andinla, Indolos, Drugged Monkeys, South Caleblan, Doss Kingly, Belschaft, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Hakk Fiss, Midand, Concrete Slab, Myness, No youu, Terranopolity, House Ahsanul, Tepertopia, Phanama, Bartonia Nova, Purple Hyacinth, Hyenhnam, Brunier, Seythennia, Bod Wareenaland, Vanbella, Eskvenn, Myhomecountry, WI SD EA D, Rabbitz, Euro Pacifica, Apartment 11F, Western Fardelshufflestein, Berlana, Los Rodeos, Abyssal Phantasm, Rotenaplistan, New Goldman, Tughampton, Communist Darskaya Republic, Martzian, Xergiokia, The Imperial Frost Federation, Spazzhole, Transvolcanic, Catsonya, Canmore, Venethort, Armonitopia, Marstella, Republik Hintonia, Enlightened Australasia, Wakandan Tribes, Kingpins, Roterdamia, Blaufrankisch, Lionstrapower, 11th Infanterie-Division, Shoinkwishima, Treir, United Irradiated Impact Craters, Holota, Sanden, Aoz, Monstrous Island, Charisma Bonus, Trotkys paradise, Sacal, The White Isles, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, Ceutalia, Menesynchro, Sapientiano, Hisal, Maerist, Synarion, Margila Islands, South Blossom, Wallechi, Truskawkoland, Doge Land, Scu Greinne, Qawe, LadyRebels, Shuckle Empire, The Altan, Levistian, Banglazstrogaria, Freavia, Lyland, Isle of Glastonbury, The Imperial Of Notsep, Unity of purity, Yeses, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Unojo, Proctethia, Eddonia, Bichedder, Greater Scottdascoda, Libedistan, Westenhald, Choman, Ipugao, Bod Zarth Throge, Uvalor, New Belgrade, NIGHTRAY, Noimosini, Enplatia, Doundaly, Neazland, New Qafedemar, The Empire of the Union States, Herbert Island, Independent Southern State of Texas, A Realm Reborn, Kafeine, Malonlandia, Lugentzdort, Sodor and Mann, New Itomorii, Melroy, The Stolen Lands, Of Cheddar, Dai Han, The United Australian States, Fission, Twoole, The 3rdGodKing, Populaa, Drugged up Kitties, Breizlovakia, Equal and United Scientists, Flaksis, Oxyliteral, Sunsland, The island of Sorna, Alambar, United States of Mitch, Freedoom, Kaoia, JavaSiege, Dalegreen, Xarbraden, Ragabania, Podunkia, Peoples Republic of TempleLandia, Kaleidescooptopia, New Sanet, Beblahbleblo, North Prarie, Agletgreenia, Merevane, Eastern Mekong, Kiani, Tierra del Rey Carlos, Independent State of Arstotzka, Green Sofia, Tackastan, Solanosco, Galebland, Astiaveth, and Danily.

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