The State of Rand Lake is a gargantuan, socially progressive nation, ruled by the Governor with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, irreverence towards religion, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 16.856 billion Rand Lakeans live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The minute, liberal, pro-business, outspoken government, or what there is of one, prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality and Environment are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dominion Heights. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The very strong Rand Lakean economy, worth a remarkable 1,218 trillion betales a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Gambling industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Basket Weaving, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 72,311 betales, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 385,777 per year while the poor average 7,123, a ratio of 54.2 to 1.

The alarmingly racist TV show 'Bigtopians Say the Darndest Things' is a hit, organ donation is compulsory, Rand Lake has designated Dominion Heights as its capital city, and The Governor has just been declared ruler of Rand Lake in an international press conference. Crime is a serious problem, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Rand Lake's national animal is the deer, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Rand Lake is ranked 265,805^th in the world and 7^th in Yukon for Lowest Crime Rates, with 40.99 law-abiding acts per hour.