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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,641st Most Influential: 5,228th Least Corrupt Governments: 6,754th
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Population761 million



The Free Land of Ratoninburg is a huge, cultured nation, notable for its keen interest in outer space, smutty television, and daily referendums. The compassionate, democratic population of 761 million Ratoninburgians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Industry, and Environment also on the agenda, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Kitticity. The average income tax rate is 65.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Ratoninburgian economy, worth 75.8 trillion puns a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Retail, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are common. Average income is 99,545 puns, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.7 times as much as the poorest.

Same-sex marriages are increasingly common, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income, and billions of puns are being poured into a space program. Crime is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Ratoninburg's national animal is the squirrel, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Ratoninburg is ranked 13,887th in the world and 499th in the South Pacific for Most Compassionate Citizens, scoring 54.5 on the Kitten Softness Rating.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2,641stMost Influential: 5,228thLeast Corrupt Governments: 6,754thTop
Most Pacifist: 8,063rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 8,144thSafest: 8,347thBest Weather: 9,562ndNicest Citizens: 12,231stLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 12,504thMost Inclusive: 12,537thLargest Information Technology Sector: 12,922ndMost Beautiful Environments: 13,690thLongest Average Lifespans: 13,831stMost Compassionate Citizens: 13,887thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 14,097thLargest Welfare Programs: 14,488thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 14,874thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,945th
Most Cheerful Citizens: 253rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 254th in the regionSafest: 290th in the regionTop
Best Weather: 296th in the regionMost Pacifist: 297th in the regionMost Rebellious Youth: 386th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 396th in the regionHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 398th in the regionNicest Citizens: 417th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 417th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 418th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 420th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 432nd in the regionMost Inclusive: 446th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 449th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 462nd in the regionMost Developed: 470th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 475th in the regionMost Influential: 479th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 486th in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 492nd in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 499th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 528th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 535th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 552nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 555th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Ratoninburg was endorsed by The Giga Reich of Ariankido.
  • : Ratoninburg endorsed The Hold Onto Your Biscuits of Aumeltopia.
  • : Ratoninburg voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Affordable Transgender Hormone Therapy".
  • : Following new legislation in Ratoninburg, billions of puns are being poured into a space program.
  • : Following new legislation in Ratoninburg, politicians are often found scavenging bins at night to supplement their income.
  • : Following new legislation in Ratoninburg, a niche industry catering to S&M enthusiasts has sprung up.
  • : Following new legislation in Ratoninburg, same-sex marriages are increasingly common.
  • : Following new legislation in Ratoninburg, credit scores fluctuate wildly with every change of government.
  • : Following new legislation in Ratoninburg, posing for pictures is an integral part of military training.
  • : Following new legislation in Ratoninburg, the tobacco industry has burnt out.


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