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Most Primitive: 330thMost Ignorant Citizens: 549thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,446th
The Empire of
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Influence
Dealmaker
Region
Civil Rights
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Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
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Reactionaryzstan

Population18.274 billion

CapitalSingapore-on-Thames
Leaderyour xenophobic great-uncle
Faithimperial nostalgia

CurrencyBritish Pounds Shillings and Pence
Animalpatriotically bent banana

The Empire of Reactionaryzstan is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by your xenophobic great-uncle with an iron fist, and notable for its avowedly heterosexual populace, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.274 billion gammons are kept under strict control by the oppressive government, which measures its success by the nation's GDP and refers to individual citizens as "human resources."

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Singapore-on-Thames. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 9.5%.

The frighteningly efficient reactionary economy, worth a remarkable 2,208 trillion British Pounds Shillings and Pence a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Uranium Mining industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Automobile Manufacturing, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 120,865 British Pounds Shillings and Pence, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 890,515 per year while the poor average 4,970, a ratio of 179 to 1.

Homeless people can be found sleeping on streets in front of unoccupied second homes, city-dwellers are forcibly moved to farming communes in the countryside, the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging, and Your xenophobic great-uncle is generally seen as a know-it-all (Reactionaryzstan has found 1 easter egg). Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Reactionaryzstan's national animal is the patriotically bent banana, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is imperial nostalgia.

Reactionaryzstan is ranked 34,340th in the world and 7th in Stanistan for Most Stationary, with 1,292.4367075622 days.

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Most Primitive: 330thMost Ignorant Citizens: 549thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 1,446thLargest Mining Sector: 1,464thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,573rdFattest Citizens: 1,662ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1,756thMost Avoided: 2,225thMost Devout: 2,722ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,969thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 5,542ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 7,004thMost Corrupt Governments: 7,046thRudest Citizens: 8,131stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,078thMost Patriotic: 10,424thHighest Economic Output: 10,820thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 12,320thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 12,416thLargest Black Market: 13,689thTop
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Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,798thLargest Populations: 19,129thMost Influential: 20,632ndMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,825thMost Conservative: 23,343rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 26,420thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 26,771stMost Efficient Economies: 28,815thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 29,185th
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Largest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the region

National Happenings

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  • : Reactionaryzstan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Reactionaryzstan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Reactionaryzstan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Reactionaryzstan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Reactionaryzstan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Reactionaryzstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Survivors.
  • : Reactionaryzstan was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Reactionaryzstan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Highest Wealthy Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Reactionaryzstan, Your xenophobic great-uncle is generally seen as a know-it-all (Reactionaryzstan has found 1 easter egg).
  • : Following new legislation in Reactionaryzstan, the ingredients list for most food products covers the entire surface of the packaging.

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