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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,531stHighest Crime Rates: 1,817thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,854th
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Economy
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Political Freedom
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Really Big Bama Fan

Population1.961 billion

CapitalTuscaloosa
LeaderThe Head Coach
FaithThe Cult of Saban

CurrencyCrimson
AnimalElephant

The Free Land of Really Big Bama Fan is a massive, socially progressive nation, ruled by The Head Coach with a fair hand, and remarkable for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and smutty television. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 1.961 billion Really Big Bama Fanians enjoy some of the most opulent lifestyles in the region, unless they are unemployed or working-class, in which case they are variously starving to death or crippled by easily preventable diseases.

The tiny government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Environment. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tuscaloosa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Really Big Bama Fanian economy, worth 287 trillion Crimsons a year, is led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Retail, Information Technology, and Soda Sales. Average income is an impressive 146,751 Crimsons, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 524,073 per year while the poor average 29,528, a ratio of 17.7 to 1.

Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities, and one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes. Crime, especially youth-related, is all-pervasive, with the police force struggling against a lack of funding and a high mortality rate. Really Big Bama Fan's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is The Cult of Saban.

Really Big Bama Fan is ranked 71,302nd in the world and 3rd in SEC Fanatics for Largest Governments, scoring 15.84 on the Bureaucratic Comprehensiveness Rating Scale Index.

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Largest Agricultural Sector: 1,531stHighest Crime Rates: 1,817thLargest Soda Pop Sector: 1,854thRudest Citizens: 2,224thLargest Retail Industry: 2,383rdTop
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Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,427thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 2,863rdHighest Disposable Incomes: 3,226thFattest Citizens: 3,631stMost Rebellious Youth: 5,822ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 6,069thMost Armed: 7,522ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 8,621stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 10,797thTop
10%
Most Efficient Economies: 14,369thLargest Gambling Industry: 14,477thMost Scientifically Advanced: 14,802ndHighest Average Incomes: 14,979thLargest Information Technology Sector: 16,572ndHighest Drug Use: 16,749thMost Beautiful Environments: 20,154thMost Inclusive: 20,266thSmartest Citizens: 21,568thMost Secular: 21,954thLargest Publishing Industry: 22,542nd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Really Big Bama Fan was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Retail Industry and Lowest Overall Tax Burden and the Top 5% for Most Politically Apathetic Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Really Big Bama Fan, one of the nation's leading exports is empty platitudes.
  • : Following new legislation in Really Big Bama Fan, street gangs rule most of the nation's major cities.
  • : Following new legislation in Really Big Bama Fan, vanity is considered the fifth cardinal virtue.
  • : Following new legislation in Really Big Bama Fan, Pinkerton agents are called in to forcibly break up white collar strikes.
  • : Following new legislation in Really Big Bama Fan, banana distribution among collective farm workers is an important topic in public discourse.
  • : Really Big Bama Fan lodged a message on the SEC Fanatics Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Really Big Bama Fan, passengers often cause a stink on public transport.
  • : Following new legislation in Really Big Bama Fan, elevator music has been replaced by thrash metal played at maximum volume.
  • : Following new legislation in Really Big Bama Fan, convicts released after being found "wrongfully imprisoned" are surprisingly chill about the whole thing.

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