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Really Big Bama Fan

Population260 million



The Free Land of Really Big Bama Fan is a huge, socially progressive nation, remarkable for its infamous sell-swords, irreverence towards religion, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic population of 260 million Really Big Bama Fanians live in a state of perpetual fear, as a complete breakdown of social order has led to the rise of order through biker gangs.

The tiny, liberal, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Tuscaloosa. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 4.9%.

The frighteningly efficient Really Big Bama Fanian economy, worth 25.9 trillion Crimsons a year, is driven almost entirely by the private sector, which is broadly diversified and led by the Retail industry, with major contributions from Soda Sales, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is 99,426 Crimsons, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 431,924 per year while the poor average 14,510, a ratio of 29.8 to 1.

White strait-jackets are the new orange jumpsuits, fur coats have become the latest fashion trend, airport security is provided by private companies, and political scientists despair as the national mascot election eclipses all others in voter enthusiasm. Crime, especially youth-related, is pervasive, probably because of the absence of a police force. Really Big Bama Fan's national animal is the Elephant, which is also the nation's favorite main course.

Really Big Bama Fan is ranked 183,459th in the world and 8th in SEC Fanatics for Largest Welfare Programs, scoring -4.47 on the Safety Net Mesh Density Rating.

Largest Soda Pop Sector: 2,517thHighest Crime Rates: 2,680thLowest Overall Tax Burden: 4,121stRudest Citizens: 4,490thLargest Agricultural Sector: 4,685thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 4,764thFattest Citizens: 5,059thLargest Retail Industry: 5,621stHighest Disposable Incomes: 7,195thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 7,674thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 7,956thMost Rebellious Youth: 8,433rdMost Armed: 10,221stTop
Least Corrupt Governments: 10,974thHighest Drug Use: 14,136thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 15,992ndMost Pro-Market: 17,093rdMost Cheerful Citizens: 17,789thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 19,127th

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