by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 225thLargest Agricultural Sector: 444thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 573rd
The Totalitarian Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Everything not forbidden is compulsory.
Big Brother
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Reatilber Soclistice

Population5.142 billion

CapitalAirstrip One
LeaderBig Brother
FaithEnglish Socialism

CurrencyImperial Doubloons

The Totalitarian Empire of Reatilber Soclistice is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Big Brother with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.142 billion Proles are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Reatilber Soclisticean economy, worth a remarkable 1,581 trillion Imperial Doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 307,629 Imperial Doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work, and the endangered saltwater humpback Hawk is only seen in captivity programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reatilber Soclistice's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is English Socialism.

Reatilber Soclistice is ranked 240,255th in the world and 235th in New Western Empire for Least Corrupt Governments, with 3 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 225thLargest Agricultural Sector: 444thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 573rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 671stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 695thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 826thLowest Crime Rates: 920thMost Corrupt Governments: 1,045thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,067thMost Influential: 1,512thLargest Black Market: 1,920thHighest Average Incomes: 1,949thLargest Governments: 2,125thMost Developed: 2,240thHighest Average Tax Rates: 2,296thTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 2,555thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,647thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,568thHealthiest Citizens: 3,828thMost Authoritarian: 3,866thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,281stMost Devout: 4,381stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4,578thLargest Information Technology Sector: 4,647thMost Advanced Public Transport: 4,694thSmartest Citizens: 4,808thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 5,005thMost Conservative: 5,111thMost Subsidized Industry: 6,292ndMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,447thMost Efficient Economies: 7,317thBest Weather: 7,562ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 8,560thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 10,025thHighest Economic Output: 10,918thLargest Mining Sector: 11,427thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 14,725thLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 17,683rdMost Extreme: 17,893rd
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 2nd in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 3rd in the regionMost Extreme: 3rd in the regionMost Authoritarian: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 5th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 7th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 7th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 7th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 8th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 8th in the regionLargest Governments: 8th in the regionMost Developed: 8th in the regionMost Influential: 8th in the regionMost Devout: 10th in the regionLargest Black Market: 10th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 11th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 11th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 15th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 16th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 23rd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 23rd in the region

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