by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 394thLargest Agricultural Sector: 432ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 864th
The Totalitarian Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Big Brother Is Watching You
Big Brother
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Reatilber Soclistice

Population3.891 billion

CapitalAirstrip One
LeaderBig Brother
FaithEnglish Socialism

CurrencyImperial Doubloons

The Totalitarian Empire of Reatilber Soclistice is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Big Brother with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.891 billion Proles are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Reatilber Soclisticean economy, worth a remarkable 1,069 trillion Imperial Doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 274,746 Imperial Doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reatilber Soclistice's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is English Socialism.

Reatilber Soclistice is ranked 192,547th in the world and 261st in New Western Empire for Most Average, scoring 12.73 on the Average Standardized Normality Scale.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 394thLargest Agricultural Sector: 432ndMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 864thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 884thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,214thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 1,233rdMost Corrupt Governments: 1,503rdLowest Crime Rates: 1,538thHighest Poor Incomes: 1,567thMost Influential: 2,006thTop
Largest Black Market: 2,387thHighest Average Incomes: 2,574thMost Authoritarian: 3,639thLargest Governments: 3,661stLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 3,866thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,039thHighest Average Tax Rates: 4,101stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,120thMost Conservative: 5,676thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 6,308thLargest Information Technology Sector: 6,638thMost Beautiful Environments: 6,684thMost Advanced Public Transport: 7,072ndSmartest Citizens: 7,263rdHealthiest Citizens: 7,356thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 7,748thMost Scientifically Advanced: 8,412thMost Subsidized Industry: 8,863rdTop
Largest Cheese Export Sector: 10,761stMost Efficient Economies: 11,188thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 11,830thLargest Mining Sector: 12,157thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 13,603rdMost Extreme: 13,999thMost Developed: 15,607thHighest Economic Output: 15,810thBest Weather: 16,048thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 18,623rdLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 19,592nd
Most Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 2nd in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 2nd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
Largest Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 3rd in the regionMost Conservative: 3rd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 4th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 5th in the regionMost Stationary: 5th in the regionLargest Black Market: 8th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 11th in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 12th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 12th in the regionLargest Governments: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 12th in the regionMost Influential: 13th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 13th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Public Transport: 15th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 16th in the regionHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 17th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 22nd in the regionSmartest Citizens: 25th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 25th in the regionLargest Mining Sector: 26th in the region

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