by Max Barry

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Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 128thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 412thLargest Agricultural Sector: 426th
The Totalitarian Empire of
Psychotic Dictatorship Fascist Dictatorship
Everything not forbidden is compulsory.
Big Brother
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Reatilber Soclistice

Population5.605 billion

CapitalAirstrip One
LeaderBig Brother
FaithEnglish Socialism

CurrencyImperial Doubloons

The Totalitarian Empire of Reatilber Soclistice is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Big Brother with an iron fist, and notable for its vat-grown people, infamous sell-swords, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.605 billion Proles are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. The average income tax rate is 98.4%.

The frighteningly efficient Reatilber Soclisticean economy, worth a remarkable 1,878 trillion Imperial Doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 335,140 Imperial Doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 4.5 times as much as the poorest.

Glancing at the car radio display while driving is treated as attempted homicide, the jackhammer is considered a tool of artistic criticism, motivational posters send motorists positive vibes in high-risk areas, and funeral directors are frequently looking at their watches during funerals. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reatilber Soclistice's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is English Socialism.

Reatilber Soclistice is ranked 235,755th in the world and 187th in New Western Empire for Fattest Citizens, with 4.08 Obesity Rate.

Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 128thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 412thLargest Agricultural Sector: 426thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 580thMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 611thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 623rdLowest Crime Rates: 814thMost Corrupt Governments: 855thMost Conservative: 1,078thMost Influential: 1,326thLargest Black Market: 1,438thHighest Average Incomes: 1,506thMost Developed: 1,707thLargest Governments: 1,856thMost Advanced Public Education: 1,928thHighest Average Tax Rates: 1,991stTop
Longest Average Lifespans: 2,398thMost Authoritarian: 2,589thHealthiest Citizens: 3,097thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,371stMost World Assembly Endorsements: 3,401stMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,520thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,568thMost Devout: 3,578thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,694thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,894thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,098thSmartest Citizens: 4,260thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,511thMost Scientifically Advanced: 4,897thMost Subsidized Industry: 5,208thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 6,819thBest Weather: 6,839thMost Efficient Economies: 6,903rdHighest Economic Output: 9,063rdLargest Mining Sector: 10,412thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 15,048thMost Extreme: 15,766th
Lowest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionMost Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 1st in the regionMost Authoritarian: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1st in the regionTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 2nd in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 3rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 3rd in the regionMost Developed: 4th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 4th in the regionMost Stationary: 4th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 4th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 5th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 6th in the regionLargest Governments: 6th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionMost Influential: 7th in the regionLargest Black Market: 7th in the regionMost Devout: 8th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 8th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 9th in the regionTop
Most Eco-Friendly Governments: 10th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 11th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 12th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 14th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 15th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 17th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 19th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 19th in the region

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