The Totalitarian Empire of Reatilber Soclistice is a massive, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Big Brother with an iron fist, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, infamous sell-swords, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 3.891 billion Proles are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. The average income tax rate is 95.6%.
The frighteningly efficient Reatilber Soclisticean economy, worth a remarkable 1,069 trillion Imperial Doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched, fairly diversified black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Trout Farming. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 274,746 Imperial Doubloons, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.
More sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail, and many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reatilber Soclistice's national animal is the Hawk, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies, and its national religion is English Socialism.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in Reatilber Soclistice, many of the unemployed have had the fight taken out of them.
- : Following new legislation in Reatilber Soclistice, truncheon-mounted cameras record the beating of criminals in dynamic HD detail.
- : Reatilber Soclistice was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Most Influential.
- : Following new legislation in Reatilber Soclistice, fancy dress parties are raided by military police for new recruits.
- : Following new legislation in Reatilber Soclistice, more sidewalk is dedicated to animals than people.
- : Reatilber Soclistice was endorsed by The Kingdom of Valltoria.
- : Reatilber Soclistice was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Foreign Aid Spending.
- : Reatilber Soclistice was endorsed by The Constitutional Monarchy of Dobyse.
- : Following new legislation in Reatilber Soclistice, Maxtopian villagers starve by the time Reatilber Soclisticean officials even file the appropriate paperwork needed to help them.
- : Following new legislation in Reatilber Soclistice, shoppers have literally had their hands full since plastic bags were banned.
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