The Totalitarian Empire of Reatilber Soclistice is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Big Brother with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.142 billion Proles are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."

The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.

The frighteningly efficient Reatilber Soclisticean economy, worth a remarkable 1,581 trillion Imperial Doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 307,629 Imperial Doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work, and the endangered saltwater humpback Hawk is only seen in captivity programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reatilber Soclistice's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is English Socialism.

Reatilber Soclistice is ranked 240,255^th in the world and 235^th in New Western Empire for Least Corrupt Governments, with 3 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.