Population | 5.142 billion |
Capital | Airstrip One |
Leader | Big Brother |
Faith | English Socialism |
Currency | Imperial Doubloons |
Animal | Hawk |
The Totalitarian Empire of Reatilber Soclistice is a colossal, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Big Brother with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, frequent executions, and parental licensing program. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 5.142 billion Proles are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, moralistic, socially-minded, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Airstrip One. The average income tax rate is 98.2%.
The frighteningly efficient Reatilber Soclisticean economy, worth a remarkable 1,581 trillion Imperial Doubloons a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is an enormous, deeply entrenched black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, and Beef-Based Agriculture. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is an amazing 307,629 Imperial Doubloons, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.
The nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work, and the endangered saltwater humpback Hawk is only seen in captivity programs. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reatilber Soclistice's national animal is the Hawk, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is English Socialism.
Reatilber Soclistice is ranked 240,255th in the world and 235th in New Western Empire for Least Corrupt Governments, with 3 Percentage Of Bribes Refused.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in
Reatilber Soclistice, the endangered saltwater humpback Hawk is only seen in captivity programs.
- : Following new legislation in
Reatilber Soclistice, mothers drive their college-graduate children to work.
- : Following new legislation in
Reatilber Soclistice, gift hampers filled with delicious beef jerky are sent to newly communist nations.
- : Following new legislation in
Reatilber Soclistice, the nation's new religious police burn blasphemers on bonfires of their own books.
- :
Reatilber Soclistice was endorsed by
The Emirate of Tayipistan.
- :
Reatilber Soclistice was endorsed by
The Federation of Concol.
- : Following new legislation in
Reatilber Soclistice, the people are famous throughout the region for their perfect yellow teeth.
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Reatilber Soclistice was endorsed by
The Partial Independent State of Reignment.
- : Following new legislation in
Reatilber Soclistice, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark.
- :
Reatilber Soclistice endorsed
The Federation of Concol.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 57 » Josephtan,
Ormantum,
The Evile Empire,
Gorzi,
Angea,
Baconbacon123,
Runegeist,
Ritterdorf,
Tyranogorgon,
Aestorn,
Obliquity,
VichyFrance,
Pollariaua,
Zelkia,
The United Empire States,
Asterdel,
Venkara,
Mjopolis,
Mukolayiv,
Zalodia,
Palancia,
Trischoczlovakia,
Norddriki,
Zokada,
Salanernterthwazva,
Balkan Vojvodina,
Valltoria,
Progeria,
Metania-Sol,
Of NUGE,
Fliesa,
United Soviet States Of Russian Empire,
Carlusinia,
Tibus Heth,
Carter Land,
Fredonion,
Jersatia,
Bawnnmore,
Ardedezarist,
Ancapistanpart2,
Pontusia,
Heisenbee,
Leon Bloom,
ZOO288,
Serbianistan,
Secular Soverign Republics,
Wolfen Union,
Davnar,
American Kingships,
Klixia, and 7 others.
Ierna,
Marjah,
Jatma,
Decanter,
Reignment,
Concol, and
Tayipistan.