by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 283rd Most Influential: 596th Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 914th
The Resident CRAZY of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
Rebeltopia: Land of the crazy and home of the deranged
Minister of Regional Affairs
Civil Rights
Below Average
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population14.975 billion

LeaderJason Dowling
FaithYay For Cake


The Resident CRAZY of Rebel-topia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jason Dowling with an iron fist, and notable for its complete lack of prisons, compulsory military service, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 14.975 billion Rebel-topians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 95.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Rebel-topian economy, worth a remarkable 2,123 trillion Deutschy-Markies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 141,804 Deutschy-Markies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Every workday begins with group therapy, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child, and police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebel-topia's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yay For Cake.

Rebel-topia is ranked 34,977th in the world and 1,336th in the South Pacific for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, scoring 3,849.04 on the Spitz-Pollish Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 283rdMost Influential: 596thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 914thTop
Most Efficient Economies: 1,966thLowest Crime Rates: 2,445thLargest Agricultural Sector: 3,446thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,502ndMost Subsidized Industry: 3,628thBest Weather: 3,824thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,870thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,894thSafest: 3,895thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,978thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,096thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,393rdLargest Governments: 4,640thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,829thMost Devout: 4,843rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,938thHealthiest Citizens: 5,281stHighest Economic Output: 5,764thMost Developed: 5,938thMost Cultured: 8,108thMost Advanced Public Education: 8,302ndTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 8,619thLargest Populations: 10,383rdHighest Poor Incomes: 11,034thMost Pacifist: 13,061stHighest Average Incomes: 14,353rdSmartest Citizens: 14,541stNudest: 16,776th
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 21st in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 27th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionMost Influential: 36th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 64th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 66th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 80th in the regionLargest Populations: 83rd in the regionHighest Economic Output: 85th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 86th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 91st in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 94th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 95th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 98th in the regionMost Devout: 102nd in the regionLargest Governments: 104th in the regionBest Weather: 119th in the regionSafest: 120th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 122nd in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 130th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 152nd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 161st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 186th in the regionMost Developed: 188th in the regionMost Cultured: 220th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 228th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 334th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 366th in the regionNudest: 385th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 438th in the regionMost Pacifist: 496th in the regionMost Stationary: 561st in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 561st in the region

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Endorsements Received: 277 » Pencil Sharpeners 2, Belschaft, Darakin, Erinor, Dylar, Luddinlande, Theorin, Curlyhoward, Lambdaland, The Two Jerseys, The Solar System Scope, Quiescent, Auphelia, Hanguk-Nippon, Kiasu-ism, Tsunamy, Pamela And Hepatitis, Techganet, Holy Chimerland, Japanese Federal Republic, Pax Dracon, Tsvetania, Nothanksbutseriously, Aidenfieeld, Madhonia, WTP All the good names are taken, Drystar, Sedunn, Seliyan progressive Islands, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Poopisiya, Three Rivia Levr, Ridehale, Lumpov Hasch, Lioniel, The United Expanse, KIROVET, Noire Denholm, Centristvill, Jehenna, Escevola, Oxsania, Farengeto, Gymnostan, Angevin Britannia, Yellunstryer, GI-Land, Antarctic Empires, Kholdan, Center Lisle, and 227 others.Kringalia, Trinennie, Soem, Nowa Europa, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Vincent Field, Ufask, Linguiniland, Barabarom, Sonnydesh, Anachronolandia, Sandaoguo, PEPEP, Farelonia, Bandorion, Commonwealth Of Astoria, Southern Numenor, Aywhyou, Crabius, Nova Montron, Lost And Found, Sanden, North Anatnom, Lightmare, Lotadia, Runsiya, The naked people, Uncastania, Bod Wareenaland, Trelatche, Spazzhole, Immund, Ancient Slobovia, PASTIR, Vos Dothrak, Walloonia, FreeFishers, Qaweritoyu, Blahblah2017, Avalonica, Nankyoku Tairiku, La Ascension, Bentwaters, Brendleton, Volaworand, Paranoia, Calistan, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Factorim, Concrete Slab, Wyatonians, Rhetiaa, Moreana, Terranous, Sagada, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Enplatia, St Oaks, Democratic Parndia, Silberne Wache, RestartAll, Mantas Meow, Drugged Monkeys, New Briantown, North Kanuckistan, Jaxon, Saciu, Bergenu, Eastern Nyan, Great Andora, Potion Seller, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Towi Lamia, Isokenzar, Spearos, Wehraboos, Esfalsa, NeoConcordia, Aguatania, Camante, Lincoln Village, The National Corporation, Aneas, Mirutania, Crystal Creation, USNE2018, Staubsaugen, Udaron, Third League of New Kent, Lulliland, Reptilians from the Alternate Earth, Namat Sta, East India Kompany, Awjan, Cuuldere, Whimichy, Kandorith, Direwolf1, Rabbitz, Xandev, The Filippinas, The Libertarian Nation of Songrandine, Qvait, Birdkeeper, Amerion, Abarri, A leftover country, Ariankido, Akindom, State of Iowa, Land Without Shrimp, North Prarie, Jahass, Stoniamera, Federated Kingdoms of Brittania, Academy of Umbrellas, Republic Clovakh, Dasko, North Erfton, Agalaesia, Sesteran, Churumduul, Los Lonley Boys, New Juan Carlos Land, Pays de Loire, Milvands, Phanama, PenguinPies, Wild Space, Negoshi, Great Africans, Aveerya, Raelsa, Caer Krasinet, Aurcania, Republitank, Westlantis, Reli Nation, Mechanocs, Blaash, Dalklo Bayer, Nordafrik Conclaves, New Prenalia, Nidon, World United, Malkotistan, East Asylla Pan, Corolines, Srevana, Miltonville, Zaelith, Laropsa, United Territories of West Afbeckistan, Kachev, Jennaterra, Higash, Substitute name, Oreo States, Ave Gloriana, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, New Kronos, Ostanasia, Imperial Duck, Official State of Landland, Junetopia, Anakastan, Omiri, Blissfullton, Imperial Muli, Free Republic of Sonora, Soviet States of Latin America, Sodor and Mann, Florenczia, The Dystopian Federacy, Skeldonya, United Radzer, Mapico, The Pacific Ocean Islands, Ratoninburg, Marinho Islands, Uunited Islands, Empa Aserium, Pol Lakles, GreatEuropa, Gecetesse, Kindfled, South Central Siberia, Greater Anglo-Saxony, FunnyTown, Dorev, Kopashu, Venezouela, Proctethia, Revanial, Phoenicia Kingdom, Somtunesia, The Tecorogan Federation, Benstralis, Romanus Terrae, Noveos, Kartanistan, Des Nak Neers, Astraee, Samogitija, Contemplative Triangles, Huscarl, Annie60, Manniskoslaktet, Mount Kadar, Realms of Madness, Briteannia, Wozronia, Drutopia Insomnia, Malonereich, Hesrova, Qawe, Pergamos, Bantan, A Frog Dimension, The Derpy Democratic Republic Of Herp, West Carlisten, FiHami, RAgusta, Tra Sax Mer, and Kaamelott.

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