by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 297thMost Influential: 623rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,148th
The Resident CRAZY of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Rebeltopia: Land of the crazy and home of the deranged
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Population17.025 billion

LeaderJason Dowling
FaithYay For Cake


The Resident CRAZY of Rebel-topia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jason Dowling with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.025 billion Rebel-topians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Rebel-topian economy, worth a remarkable 2,307 trillion Deutschy-Markies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,531 Deutschy-Markies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child, and police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebel-topia's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yay For Cake.

Rebel-topia is ranked 9,814th in the world and 303rd in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 103,614.97 Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 297thMost Influential: 623rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,148thTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,456thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,978thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,043rdMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,236thBest Weather: 3,348thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,581stSafest: 3,671stMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,852ndMost Beautiful Environments: 3,901stMost Subsidized Industry: 4,328thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,392ndLargest Governments: 4,653rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,851stHealthiest Citizens: 5,337thMost Devout: 5,417thHighest Economic Output: 6,316thMost Developed: 6,606thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,450thMost Cultured: 7,825thMost Efficient Economies: 9,162ndHighest Poor Incomes: 9,814thLargest Populations: 9,940thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 11,602ndSmartest Citizens: 13,576thHighest Average Incomes: 17,296thMost Stationary: 21,034thMost Valuable International Artwork: 21,582nd
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 42nd in the regionMost Influential: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 55th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 62nd in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 73rd in the regionLargest Populations: 81st in the regionTop
Highest Average Tax Rates: 89th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 89th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 92nd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 96th in the regionBest Weather: 111th in the regionLargest Governments: 114th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 116th in the regionSafest: 124th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 126th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 127th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 138th in the regionMost Devout: 146th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 173rd in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 175th in the regionMost Developed: 209th in the regionMost Cultured: 232nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 235th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 260th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 303rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 401st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 412th in the regionMost Stationary: 419th in the regionTop
Highest Average Incomes: 486th in the regionNudest: 545th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 673rd in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 725th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 809th in the region

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