by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 477thMost Influential: 765thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,153rd
The Resident CRAZY of
Corrupt Dictatorship Well-Meaning Dictatorship
Rebeltopia: Land of the crazy and home of the deranged
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Population16.569 billion

LeaderJason Dowling
FaithYay For Cake


The Resident CRAZY of Rebel-topia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jason Dowling with an iron fist, and notable for its public floggings, strictly enforced bedtime, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 16.569 billion Rebel-topians are ruled with an iron fist by the dictatorship government, which ensures that no-one outside the party gets too rich. In their personal lives, however, citizens are relatively unoppressed; it remains to be seen whether this is because the government genuinely cares about its people, or if it hasn't gotten around to stamping out civil rights yet.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 96.0%.

The frighteningly efficient Rebel-topian economy, worth a remarkable 2,305 trillion Deutschy-Markies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Information Technology. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 139,132 Deutschy-Markies, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.2 times as much as the poorest.

Every workday begins with group therapy, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child, and police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebel-topia's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yay For Cake.

Rebel-topia is ranked 6,617th in the world and 204th in the South Pacific for Most Developed, scoring 92.18 on the Human Development Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 477thMost Influential: 765thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,153rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,476thMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,182ndMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 3,419thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 3,567thBest Weather: 3,691stHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,746thSafest: 3,859thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 4,058thMost Beautiful Environments: 4,180thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,342ndLongest Average Lifespans: 4,604thLargest Governments: 4,659thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,958thMost Devout: 5,221stHealthiest Citizens: 5,398thHighest Economic Output: 6,131stMost Developed: 6,617thMost Advanced Public Education: 7,601stMost Cultured: 7,866thMost Efficient Economies: 8,888thLargest Populations: 10,042ndTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 10,357thHighest Poor Incomes: 11,478thSmartest Citizens: 13,850thHighest Average Incomes: 16,151stMost Valuable International Artwork: 19,072ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 19,083rd
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 52nd in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 64th in the regionMost Influential: 69th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 74th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 85th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 87th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 90th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 93rd in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 95th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 98th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 109th in the regionLargest Governments: 117th in the regionBest Weather: 120th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 129th in the regionSafest: 131st in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 132nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 139th in the regionMost Devout: 140th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 157th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 169th in the regionMost Developed: 204th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 226th in the regionMost Cultured: 228th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 241st in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 352nd in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 352nd in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 412th in the regionMost Stationary: 435th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 438th in the regionNudest: 500th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 608th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 628th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 658th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 767th in the region

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Endorsements Received: 272 » Pencil Sharpeners 2, Belschaft, Darakin, Erinor, Luddinlande, Theorin, Curlyhoward, Lambdaland, The Two Jerseys, The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, Hanguk-Nippon, Kiasu-ism, Tsunamy, Pamela And Hepatitis, Techganet, Japanese Federal Republic, Pax Dracon, Tsvetania, Aidenfieeld, Madhonia, Drystar, Sedunn, Seliyan progressive Islands, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Poopisiya, Three Rivia Levr, Ridehale, Lioniel, The United Expanse, Noire Denholm, Centristvill, Jehenna, Escevola, Oxsania, Farengeto, Gymnostan, Angevin Britannia, Yellunstryer, GI-Land, Antarctic Empires, Kholdan, Center Lisle, Kringalia, Nowa Europa, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Native Inhabitants of Antarctica, Vincent Field, Linguiniland, Barabarom, and 222 others.Sandaoguo, PEPEP, Commonwealth Of Astoria, Southern Numenor, Aywhyou, Nova Montron, Sanden, The naked people, Bod Wareenaland, Trelatche, Spazzhole, Ancient Slobovia, Vos Dothrak, Walloonia, FreeFishers, Qaweritoyu, Avalonica, Nankyoku Tairiku, Bentwaters, Volaworand, Calistan, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Moreana, Sagada, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Enplatia, St Oaks, Silberne Wache, RestartAll, Mantas Meow, Drugged Monkeys, New Briantown, North Kanuckistan, Saciu, Bergenu, Eastern Nyan, Great Andora, Potion Seller, Aumeltopia, Beepee, Isokenzar, Wehraboos, Esfalsa, NeoConcordia, Aguatania, Camante, Crystal Creation, USNE2018, Udaron, Third League of New Kent, Cuuldere, Whimichy, Direwolf1, Rabbitz, Xandev, The Filippinas, Qvait, Amerion, Abarri, A leftover country, Land Without Shrimp, Stoniamera, Dasko, Los Lonley Boys, New Juan Carlos Land, Phanama, PenguinPies, Aurcania, Mechanocs, Blaash, Nordafrik Conclaves, Malkotistan, Zaelith, Jennaterra, Substitute name, Oreo States, Grand Kingdom of Zilean Empire, Imperial Duck, Omiri, Mapico, Empa Aserium, The Tecorogan Federation, Astraee, Manniskoslaktet, Realms of Madness, Hesrova, Qawe, The Bereans, Bear Connors Paradiso, Jarilon, Tilipria, Madreia, Jaxon, Fasire, Cohors Stercore, Maeiland, Nueva Alta California, Bleakfoot, Marstella, Bizzie, Noveos, Gentea, Greater Hyrulang, Serendiva, New Marinia, Kandorith, North Delaware, Tiransia, Erfton, Isles of Creckero, Novaexus, Steampunk Engineers, Bawkie, Terran Draconia, Rly8h, United Crumburrtha Federation, Tepertopia, Morlama Nast, Tarnik, Holy Free, Hutington, Saoirsene, Gliasco, Bumblegaria, Ebonhand, Eskvenn, West Pastafaria, InnWorm, Iym Winterless, Anserisa, Gricanderis, Sau Man Frescher, Ralphburg, Turks of The Eastern Calculus, Weburya, CzechoSlovakishMoravia, Grubville, Charloa, Luzonesia, Page 53, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Westerlonia, Virmena, ChickenDome, Melicorium, Tridem, Valkia, Merevane, Kaz Katiestan, Quh, Kervanosia, Meistonia, Elan Sleazebaganno, Maerist, Jimburna, Sophiana, Eggraria, Ngasha, Gnofnordclancedenilland, Compli, Marinho Islands, Dis7Nation, Andinla, The Worst army of, Starsight, Markla, Shefino, Gonrati, Alaninia, Roleca, Oncarra, Laamiva, Eden Contour, NganXuan, Matak Tribes, LadyRebels, Royaltica, West Fallows, The Radanivans, Corgitopiaa, Free Soundia, Freest Freedonia, Great Britain And Empire, Nova Kobol, Courletnia, Great Elsika, United Nation of Pandora, Well F, Rhetiaa, Purple Hyacinth, Melukhkha, Nudist People of Tuvalu, Aschenburg, Trepsit, The Drakan Republic, Odesseen, United States of Vietnam, Vega Naothia, Holy Milamphy, Valdutz, International House of Pancakes, Briteannia, Apelan, Kedjens, Kyroski, Temaseka, Efferalt, East Lodge, Midand, Concrete Slab, NDG, White Bananistan, Idiono, Catillos, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Myness, B H A R A T, Alfama, Sword of Summer, Djalia, Ameerricaa, and Great Darscottielands.

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