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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 223rdMost Influential: 443rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,127th
The Crazy Old Man of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Rebeltopia: Land of the crazy and home of the deranged
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Population18.263 billion

LeaderJason Dowling
FaithYay For Cake


The Crazy Old Man of Rebel-topia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jason Dowling with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, digital currency, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 18.263 billion Rebel-topians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt, well-organized morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 96.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Rebel-topian economy, worth a remarkable 2,389 trillion Deutschy-Markies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 130,861 Deutschy-Markies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, almost all products in Rebel-topia are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebel-topia's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yay For Cake.

Rebel-topia is ranked 6,656th in the world and 132nd in the South Pacific for Highest Economic Output, with 2,389 trillion Standard Monetary Units.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 223rdMost Influential: 443rdMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,127thLowest Crime Rates: 2,416thTop
Most Extensive Public Healthcare: 2,527thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,626thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,927thBest Weather: 3,242ndSafest: 3,352ndHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,415thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,690thMost Beautiful Environments: 3,729thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,196thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,321stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,654thLargest Governments: 4,704thHealthiest Citizens: 5,402ndMost Devout: 5,826thHighest Economic Output: 6,656thMost Developed: 6,743rdMost Advanced Public Education: 6,890thMost Cultured: 7,568thMost Efficient Economies: 9,484thLargest Populations: 9,776thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,189thTop
Most Corrupt Governments: 13,583rdSmartest Citizens: 14,174thMost Stationary: 19,103rdHighest Average Incomes: 19,522nd
Most Influential: 25th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 26th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 53rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 54th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 65th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 73rd in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 75th in the regionTop
Largest Populations: 83rd in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 87th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 88th in the regionBest Weather: 112th in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 115th in the regionSafest: 117th in the regionLargest Governments: 119th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 121st in the regionHighest Economic Output: 132nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 145th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 179th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 181st in the regionMost Devout: 184th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 218th in the regionMost Developed: 219th in the regionMost Cultured: 227th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 287th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 334th in the regionMost Stationary: 366th in the regionTop
Smartest Citizens: 426th in the regionNudest: 476th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 548th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 582nd in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 738th in the region

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