by Max Barry

Latest Forum Topics


Most World Assembly Endorsements: 256thMost Influential: 559thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,190th
The Crazy Old Man of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Rebeltopia: Land of the crazy and home of the deranged
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

Overview Factbook Dispatches Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population20.944 billion

LeaderJason Dowling
FaithYay For Cake


The Crazy Old Man of Rebel-topia is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Jason Dowling with an iron fist, and renowned for its museums and concert halls, complete lack of prisons, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 20.944 billion Rebel-topians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The government — a sprawling, bureaucracy-choked, corrupt morass — juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 97.1%.

The frighteningly efficient Rebel-topian economy, worth a remarkable 2,753 trillion Deutschy-Markies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Arms Manufacturing, Furniture Restoration, and Basket Weaving. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 131,447 Deutschy-Markies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Big Brother is still watching even when your big brother is dead, rebuilding efforts for a recently destroyed cathedral aren't expected to be completed for another century, almost all products in Rebel-topia are hand-crafted due to strict employment laws, and the government's giant servers are often used as a tourist trap. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebel-topia's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yay For Cake.

Rebel-topia is ranked 74,634th in the world and 2,546th in the South Pacific for Largest Manufacturing Sector, scoring 10,093.08 on the Gooback-Jerbs Productivity Index.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 256thMost Influential: 559thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 1,190thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 1,798thMost Advanced Public Transport: 2,453rdTop
Lowest Crime Rates: 2,669thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 2,958thBest Weather: 3,438thHighest Average Tax Rates: 3,468thSafest: 3,486thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 3,601stMost Beautiful Environments: 3,875thLongest Average Lifespans: 4,275thMost Subsidized Industry: 4,556thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,692ndLargest Governments: 4,915thHealthiest Citizens: 5,438thMost Advanced Public Education: 6,352ndMost Devout: 6,378thHighest Economic Output: 6,443rdMost Developed: 6,565thMost Cultured: 7,589thMost Patriotic: 7,931stLargest Populations: 9,076thHighest Food Quality: 9,279thHighest Poor Incomes: 10,329thMost Efficient Economies: 10,459thTop
Smartest Citizens: 13,078thMost Stationary: 15,120thMost Corrupt Governments: 15,158thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,692ndHighest Average Incomes: 21,264th
Most Influential: 31st in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 33rd in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 36th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 47th in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 58th in the regionLargest Populations: 74th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 79th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 80th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 94th in the regionTop
Most Advanced Defense Forces: 97th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 102nd in the regionBest Weather: 103rd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 109th in the regionSafest: 110th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 113th in the regionMost Devout: 126th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 127th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 134th in the regionLargest Governments: 134th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 171st in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 175th in the regionMost Patriotic: 182nd in the regionMost Developed: 205th in the regionMost Cultured: 227th in the regionMost Stationary: 287th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 287th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 292nd in the regionHighest Food Quality: 302nd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 314th in the regionNudest: 390th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 412th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 509th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 534th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 822nd in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 944th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 369 » Darakin, Theorin, Curlyhoward, The Two Jerseys, The Solar System Scope, Auphelia, Hanguk-Nippon, Kiasu-ism, Tsunamy, Pax Dracon, Aidenfieeld, Madhonia, Drystar, Sedunn, Outer Utonixick Gollinican, Ridehale, Lioniel, Noire Denholm, Centristvill, Jehenna, Farengeto, Gymnostan, Yellunstryer, GI-Land, Antarctic Empires, Center Lisle, Kringalia, Nowa Europa, Wese Zippopiteradgil, Sandaoguo, Southern Numenor, Nova Montron, Sanden, The naked people, Bod Wareenaland, Trelatche, Ancient Slobovia, Walloonia, FreeFishers, Volaworand, Calistan, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Moreana, Enplatia, RestartAll, Drugged Monkeys, North Kanuckistan, Eastern Nyan, Beepee, Isokenzar, and 319 others.Wehraboos, Camante, USNE2018, Xandev, Amerion, Abarri, A leftover country, Land Without Shrimp, Los Lonley Boys, PenguinPies, Blaash, Zaelith, Oreo States, Mapico, Bear Connors Paradiso, Fasire, Maeiland, Bleakfoot, Marstella, Noveos, Gentea, Bawkie, Holy Free, Bumblegaria, Ebonhand, West Pastafaria, Ralphburg, Andinla, The Worst army of, Markla, Shefino, Laamiva, Corgitopiaa, Aschenburg, Valdutz, Midand, Concrete Slab, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, Myness, Western Fardelshufflestein, South Caleblan, Tepertopia, Phanama, The United Pirate Cities of Flotilla, Menesynchro, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Canmore, Amakul, South Blossom, Proctethia, Amutien, Myndia, Grianal, Rad Asia, South Western Korea, Ullan, Dirkistan, Itani, Rectionk, Katikstan, Blondiesland, Seyja, Tioloman, Myhomecountry, Steviland, Doraya, Indolos, Jammlandia, Transtemporal Shifts, United Rebellious States, Aoz, Oxyliteral, Treir, SHAYTAN UKHIROSS, Holota, Truskawkoland, Banglazstrogaria, Eddonia, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Centia Deran, Arvan Irawer, Bohenia, Linden Oak, The Stolen Lands, Depressed Nation, New Qafedemar, NIGHTRAY, Uvalor, Freedoom, Westenhald, Noimosini, Doundaly, Erfton, Anatasha, Superioria, Qaweritoyu, Herbert Island, The Island of Sorna, Fire Islands, Uunited Islands, United States of Belvaria, Kiani, Ragabania, Tyflugian, Kaleidescooptopia, Beblahbleblo, Saint Horror, Centa, Moridine, New Sanet, Danily, Linguiniland, New Plant, Great Marsinia, Drew Durrnil, Saciu, Hyenhnam, Damn Frigid Wastelands, GERMAN EMPIER, Yaravia, Sozlanden, Kricivk, North Lunch, Straknov, Faria Thew, Flumenvallis, Imperium Sempiternum, Land of Mari, Aestauria, Shintoese, Photoplier, Seccuste, Geekvia, Malmsia, Evaburn, New American Dictatorship, Aurcania, Gonrati, Andrendia, Nori Natto, The Woragopiria, Flaksis, Ambirich, Immund, Cereskia 2, The Haughtherlands, Piscantium, Arscanesia, Raidener, PsiCorps, Confederacy of Kua Toine, Nomayuki, Pamela And Hepatitis, The New Dacians, Eastern Cenland Anuicalica, Eflad, Alaninia, A Place Somewhere, Society of Likeminded Individuals, Ostavaria, Of the european socialist republics, Doriander, New Mistland, Akimera, Saohoa, Stella-Arga, Achemar, Ambitchous, Mulvan, Stephastan, Kanatian Percocet, Sol Two, Southern Plumastang, Noganta, Drvonia, Novalunosis, Chernaya Zvezda, Cucutenium, Erstavik, Tiazan, Prairiegrass, Wols Kooda, Aribama, Saint Roberts, Farelonia, Pavel420, Eleuthelrium, Kantamaria, Willing Mind, Makinius, Donat Invadia, Venezia Pacifica, Quethe, Blancemon, Gonteris, Ever Testing, Kepler-B, Bharathvarsha, Tyurmia, New Anterea, Democratic Chanum Ter Heak, Ipugao, Great Lothian, Zanforadon, Berusturg, Mavenu, Karimata, Isovet, Sharafi, Figlandia, Bonobiana, Brazilian impero2, Alienware Keyboards, Goom Bay, Esterwood, Gracca, North Pernambuco, Paganan, Martiland, Jaznhujkel, Oppalli, Bavaristan, Leimarite Empire, Kalilola, Nidon, Froshar, Altnavia, Auviantan Outh Islands, Novarian Republic, Lauramerica, Baron Ungern and Tzar Nicholas, Shoinkwishima, Kastaneci, Timberock, Biwaki, South Pernambuco, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Cassius empire, Of Barkarosa, Orizzia, Max Siotto, Hadrex, United Metal Empire, New Cons Ryaklant, SIFB FEDERATION, Nill Vill, O Peixe, Cilibia, Boraland, San Arcadio, Greneria, Amoralami, No moking, Jurubeba, Seythennia, Stoinia, Tyrantistica, United States of Diplomatia, Gatalian, Venkara, Blipp, Tvania, Brunier, Tupolov, ARIAPOLIS01, Yvs Veverianea, Great Andora, Fritata, Inhokosu, Kremony, United States of Vietnam, Gennaretia, Swabian Lands, Zamkadishi, Kaldosky, Groblinus, Antwerpen1, Eae, Jebediah Kerbal, Veromia, Shadeth, Evinea, LadyRebels, Karatengisa, Driodal, Dupanda, Lile Ulie Islands, Aflus, Taigama, I am playing on a ps vita, Nouvel Empire, Rhetiaa, Theilan2, Petea, South Pacifican Kilendjj, Numano, Ostela-Aswines, Eggraria, Greater New Rhodesia and Nyasaland, New Stenda, Sureiya, Winlah, New Auroa, East Papas Fritas, Dakalian, Sapoe, Vuranda, Ferristia, The Hinuan Empire, Zanco, Maclalindo, MaPetiteFille, Kurdislavic Algharbistan, TescoPepsi, Schmamonien, FanTuan, Los Rodeos, Jaydenland4, and Livana.