The Resident CRAZY of Rebel-topia is a gargantuan, cultured nation, ruled by Jason Dowling with an iron fist, and renowned for its frequent executions, rampant corporate plagiarism, and digital currency. The hard-nosed, cynical, humorless, devout population of 17.025 billion Rebel-topians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The enormous, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Law & Order, Defense, and Education. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Warner. The average income tax rate is 96.3%.

The frighteningly efficient Rebel-topian economy, worth a remarkable 2,307 trillion Deutschy-Markies a year, is quite specialized and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Beef-Based Agriculture, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 135,531 Deutschy-Markies, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Every workday begins with group therapy, it turns out that you actually can put a price on intangible cultural heritage, basic multiplication is all you need to know to have a child, and police pull people off the street for even mentioning the word plane. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Rebel-topia's national animal is the Cow, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Yay For Cake.

Rebel-topia is ranked 9,814^th in the world and 303^rd in the South Pacific for Highest Poor Incomes, with 103,614.97 Standard Monetary Units.