The Socialist Republic of Redorish Reich is a colossal, efficient nation, ruled by President Maria with a fair hand, and remarkable for its pith helmet sales, restrictive gun laws, and stringent health and safety legislation. The compassionate, democratic population of 6.848 billion Redors are free to do what they want with their own bodies, and vote for whomever they like in elections; if they go into business, however, they are regulated to within an inch of their lives.

The enormous, socially-minded, outspoken government juggles the competing demands of Education, Healthcare, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Redport. The average income tax rate is 92.5%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Redorish Reichian economy, worth 854 trillion Reddiches a year, is highly specialized and led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism and Book Publishing. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an impressive 124,825 Reddiches, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Guide dogs for the blind have been seen using government websites, arguments about toilet seats being left up or down get surprisingly heated, flamethrower-toting soldiers are also equipped with fire blankets and extinguishers, and new pilots are regularly reminded that they are more expendable than their planes. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Redorish Reich's national animal is the pingu, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Redorish Reich is ranked 12,202^nd in the world and 740^th in Osiris for Lowest Crime Rates, with 97.51 law-abiding acts per hour.