Population | 22.313 billion |
Capital | Ile Du Haast |
Leader | Kim Don Zeus |
Faith | Easter Worshipophobia |
Currency | Aborted Foetus |
Animal | Retired Porn Star |
The Cannibalistic Wasteland of ReeK is a gargantuan, safe nation, ruled by Kim Don Zeus with an even hand, and remarkable for its daily referendums, infamous sell-swords, and unlimited-speed roads. The hard-nosed, democratic, humorless population of 22.313 billion Cunning Horis have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.
The medium-sized government prioritizes Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Environment also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Spirituality receive no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ile Du Haast. The average income tax rate is 53.0%.
The frighteningly efficient Hori economy, worth a remarkable 5,195 trillion Aborted Foetuses a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Furniture Restoration. State-owned companies are common. Average income is an amazing 232,824 Aborted Foetuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.8 times as much as the poorest.
Children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares, the ReeK Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon', and pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. ReeK's national animal is the Retired Porn Star, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Easter Worshipophobia.
ReeK is ranked 2,191st in the world and 42nd in The East Pacific for Most Cultured, scoring 253 on the Snufflebottom-Wiggendum Pentatonic Scale.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Following new legislation in ReeK, pollution is on the rise along with government approvals of fracking projects.
- : Following new legislation in ReeK, the ReeK Enquirer offers weekly cash prizes for 'most blasphemous song, story, or cartoon'.
- : Following new legislation in ReeK, people often get liposuction to reduce their air fares.
- : ReeK endorsed The Kingdom of Konyai.
- : ReeK endorsed The Confederacy of Mobian Islands.
- : Following new legislation in ReeK, children crying over dropped ice creams are offered high doses of experimental antidepressants.
- : Following new legislation in ReeK, manufacturers of biodegradable plastics have to wait for months to show evidence of organic decomposition.
- : ReeK was endorsed by The Kingdom of Konyai.
- : ReeK was endorsed by The Confederacy of Mobian Islands.
- : ReeK endorsed Aurovika.
World Assembly
Endorsements Received: 128 » A Slanted Black Stripe, Roliganistan, The Empire of Rijelv, Kaigi, Unger under over, Republic of Berzerkistan, Euricanis, Ridann, Drunken Seal Islands, Adavan, Harro Waarudho, Davinhia, Goodnamesarerare, Propwash, Kangarawa, Slys Paws, Bai Lung, Lanagon, Kriov, Axdel, Talitoa, New Leganes, Trimmania, Aihon, Pengnia, Kucia, Headpat Central, Kagorg Bra Corna, The Almighty Country, Tshana, Zang0, Amjedia, Kyrtizhan, Hizuru, BearStackof2015, Pakitsk, Kalaratri, Enlil, Grossvietnam, Dragons Blood, East Malaysia, Asendavia, Fellon, Ripsylvania, The Three States of Fortuna, A mean old man, Samaltak True, Stellar Colonies, CheeseBurrito, From New World, and 78 others.Kublam, Empire of Dabiristan, Cacnesia, ReReReRepublic, Adolanta, Modra, Spiruvania, Aivintis, Blobbo, Sansangra, Isahaak, Verconia, Thurland, Sandboxford, Mardom, Pekweng, The Marlands, Under Upper Antartica, The 7th Coalition of Alba, EmpireBR, Agave, Santa Dystopia, United Citizens, Wakeopolis, Kavanos, Xhya-zsathis 03b, Awestre Gorend, Rainbow Vests, Novosejia, Sea Lions, Marrabuk, Romanoddle Republic, Northen Luxembourg, Vaskeden, Wiranath, Azosd, OhCraplakistan, Neratica, Lunma Un, Christinia, Akimera, Jankono, Murshan, Estande, La Xinga, Alleramica, Roissyland, Tassirion, Pondingonia, Dwightica, Bachtendekuppen, Malvekia, Evrigenis, Khusja, Vilender, Connerii, Coruh, Merlovich, Cyberstrom, Katalantana, Troc, Zukchiva, Hunterdon, Angbo, Lady Lamashtu, Atrocha, BeNjAmInLaNdIa, Dremaur, Hieggary, Evdon, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Liberatarianism, Kadekoland, Valemont, Restoration of Eastern Kaiserreich, Langburn, Mobian Islands, and Konyai.