by Max Barry

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Rudest Citizens: 727thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 869thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,294th
The Cannibalistic Wasteland of
New York Times Democracy Corporate-Dominated Sham Democracy
Live and let die
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

Overview Policies People Government Economy Rank Trend Cards


Population14.496 billion

CapitalIle Du Haast
LeaderKim Don Zeus
FaithEaster Worshipophobia

CurrencyAborted Foetus
AnimalRetired Porn Star

The Cannibalistic Wasteland of ReeK is a gargantuan, environmentally stunning nation, ruled by Kim Don Zeus with a fair hand, and renowned for its free-roaming dinosaurs, daily referendums, and restrictive gun laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, humorless, devout population of 14.496 billion Cunning Horis enjoy a sensible mix of personal and economic freedoms, while the political process is open and the people's right to vote held sacrosanct.

The medium-sized government is primarily concerned with Education, with Administration, Healthcare, and Public Transport also on the agenda, while Social Policy and Welfare aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ile Du Haast. The average income tax rate is 22.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hori economy, worth a remarkable 3,009 trillion Aborted Foetuses a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Tourism industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Furniture Restoration, and Beef-Based Agriculture. Average income is an amazing 207,626 Aborted Foetuses, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 2.0 times as much as the poorest.

There is something rotten in the state of ReeK, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders, and the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. ReeK's national animal is the Retired Porn Star, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests, and its national religion is Easter Worshipophobia.

ReeK is ranked 204,681st in the world and 8,068th in The East Pacific for Most Avoided, scoring 0.3 on the Kardashian Reflex Score.

Rudest Citizens: 727thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 869thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 1,294thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,385thMost Influential: 1,489thLeast Corrupt Governments: 1,673rdMost Valuable International Artwork: 1,976thTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 2,248thHighest Disposable Incomes: 2,567thMost Cultured: 2,738thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 2,836thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 3,048thLargest Information Technology Sector: 3,183rdMost Advanced Public Transport: 3,301stMost Scientifically Advanced: 3,304thMost Developed: 3,305thBest Weather: 3,370thSafest: 3,544thMost Efficient Economies: 4,007thSmartest Citizens: 4,109thHighest Economic Output: 4,211thMost Stationary: 4,347thHighest Poor Incomes: 4,391stMost Devout: 4,412thMost Advanced Public Education: 4,983rdHighest Average Incomes: 5,616thLongest Average Lifespans: 6,769thLowest Crime Rates: 7,469thLargest Governments: 8,719thHealthiest Citizens: 8,827thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 11,374thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 11,426thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 13,564thLargest Populations: 14,900thMost Subsidized Industry: 17,065th
Rudest Citizens: 17th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 27th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 32nd in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 44th in the regionMost Influential: 53rd in the regionLeast Corrupt Governments: 56th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 57th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 59th in the regionHighest Economic Output: 65th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 66th in the regionMost Beautiful Environments: 68th in the regionMost Cultured: 70th in the regionTop
Most Stationary: 82nd in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 88th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 90th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 90th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 92nd in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 95th in the regionBest Weather: 100th in the regionSafest: 103rd in the regionMost Developed: 103rd in the regionMost Devout: 116th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 117th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 121st in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 123rd in the regionLargest Populations: 128th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 139th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 208th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 210th in the regionLargest Governments: 212th in the regionHealthiest Citizens: 265th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 332nd in the regionMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 357th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 389th in the regionTop
Most Subsidized Industry: 454th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 557th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in ReeK, the hardest thing for a mining operation to dig through is government red tape.
  • : ReeK endorsed The Federation of Ephem.
  • : ReeK endorsed The Democratic Republic of Sokala.
  • : ReeK was endorsed by The Democratic Republic of Sokala.
  • : ReeK was endorsed by The Federation of Ephem.
  • : Following new legislation in ReeK, former customs officers are adjusting to their new lives as market stall traders.
  • : ReeK voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Commend Wallenburg".
  • : ReeK voted for the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "Wartime Journalism Protection Act"".
  • : Following new legislation in ReeK, a rolling news ticker tape of disclaimers runs across the bottom of the screen on all TV shows.
  • : ReeK endorsed The Holy Empire of Nevertopia.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 157 » A Slanted Black Stripe, Bytes, Urimel, Roliganistan, Outer Verron Swicia Islands, The Empire of Rijelv, Kaigi, Unger under over, Freedom Fascists, Biggstonia, Norport, Republic of Berzerkistan, Euricanis, Ridann, Great Aztlatan CommonWealth, Squid Ruinosa, Galve, Wizardonia, Federated States of Zootron, Drunken Seal Islands, Adavan, Harro Waarudho, Davinhia, Adolanta, Goodnamesarerare, Propwash, Kangarawa, The Anarchisticly Lost Canadian North, Slys Paws, Bai Lung, Dragonia, Lanagon, Kriov, Axdel, Talitoa, New Leganes, Trimmania, Brotherland, Dark Edgyness, Aihon, Kyrloth, Pengnia, H-Zhena, Kucia, Headpat Central, Kagorg Bra Corna, Wanabe, The Soviet Space Commie Union, Taurora, Kelsyth, and 107 others.Dahom, Joundia, Canwyr Cymraig, Akorial, CopyCato, Arcanama, The Almighty Country, Tshana, Sansangra, Eagas, Wiranath, Bakaworld, Am Echad, Imperial Akatsuki, Riveraland, Zang0, Amjedia, Socialist Holy American Empire, Bullpups, VW53Aland, Mastariere, Broengtopia, Someseni, Kyrtizhan, Hizuru, British Calradia, The New Wisconsin Empire, Endertopias, Neruch, Indrapore, United China Nation, Rhealaliit, The United Asian Republics, The Cult of the Great Cthulhu, BearStackof2015, Matdor, Pakitsk, Kilkire, Kalaratri, The United Neo American Union, Liberstankonia, Libertanny, Enlil, Grossvietnam, The Death Syndicate, La xinga, Servants of Gizmo, Dragons Blood, Marrabuk, Interdimensional Waifus, East Malaysia, Evrigenis, The Militarius Imperium, Rainbow Vests, Merlovich, Teddington, Asendavia, Rage Mage, Zukchiva, Free sovereign Soviet socialist republic, Republic of New India, Fellon, Trulu, Tretrid, Schrebia, Azureano, Lingu, Greater New Cassandra, Ripsylvania, Rohanland, BuciLand, Staynes, The Three States of Fortuna, Merkez, Roissyland, The Eternal Land of Jong, Jakubonia, Khadah, Mays Austrian Nation, The Brazillian Parlament Of Idideology, Puelo, Tseriesiscoming, Sovietsoyuz, SecularNorth, TM-Jesselton, Imprisoned Freeman, Quinto Piano, Calmarya, A mean old man, Rythawelerzi, Quail Empire, Santa Dystopia, Arcady-Asclepia, Newoak, Survivoristan, Chriona, Gyp Land, Samaltak True, Eastern Hyront Scassen, Nevertopia, Stellar Colonies, Coruh, Technocratic Tagalog, Grey Haven of Tauraucania, Blobbo, Ephem, and Sokala.

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