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Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,271stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,324thMost Avoided: 2,987th
The Holy Reeteetian Empire of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
Electric Boogaloo
Christian Wirth
Eminence Grise
Bureau of Being a Clone of Reeteet
Civil Rights
Political Freedom
Unheard Of

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Reeteet II Electric Boogaloo

Population4.266 billion

LeaderChristian Wirth

CurrencyPoke Dollar II Electric Boogaloo
AnimalObi Wan More Rep II Electric Boogaloo

The Holy Reeteetian Empire of Reeteet II Electric Boogaloo is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Christian Wirth with an iron fist, and notable for its compulsory military service, complete lack of prisons, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.266 billion Reeteet IIians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Industry, and Administration also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid aren't funded at all. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bełżec. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 33.7%.

The frighteningly efficient Reeteet IIian economy, worth 567 trillion Poke Dollar II Electric Boogaloos a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Black market activity is rampant. Average income is an impressive 132,997 Poke Dollar II Electric Boogaloos, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 865,516 per year while the poor average 8,116, a ratio of 106 to 1.

Doctors prescribe medicines but they rarely dispense hope or compassion, fitness to teach sport is proven by urinating the furthest up a wall, the nation's soldiers are considered the best-dressed in Thicc Economy Bois, and forty-year-old men are asked for their ID before watching the latest pony cartoon movies. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Reeteet II Electric Boogaloo's national animal is the Obi Wan More Rep II Electric Boogaloo, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Reeteet II Electric Boogaloo is ranked 162,748th in the world and 8th in Thicc Economy Bois for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -3.61 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Ignorant Citizens: 2,271stHighest Wealthy Incomes: 2,324thMost Avoided: 2,987thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 3,637thFattest Citizens: 4,183rdLargest Mining Sector: 4,427thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 4,952ndLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,849thLargest Retail Industry: 6,044thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 6,099thMost Conservative: 6,121stMost Corrupt Governments: 6,724thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,161stLargest Black Market: 8,160thHighest Disposable Incomes: 8,434thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,041stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 9,079thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 10,052ndTop
Most Politically Apathetic Citizens: 11,338thHighest Average Incomes: 17,804thMost Secular: 19,865th
Most Ignorant Citizens: 1st in the region

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