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Most Conservative: 633rdMost Armed: 3,151stLargest Insurance Industry: 3,457th
The Holy Reeteetian Empire of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
Attack of the Bourgeoisie
Adolf Haas
Eminence Grise
Bureau of Being a Clone of Reeteet II Electric Boogaloo
Civil Rights
Political Freedom

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Reeteet III Attack of the Bourgeoisie

Population4.255 billion

LeaderAdolf Haas
FaithAdolf Haas

CurrencyPokeDollar III Attack of the Bourgeoisie
AnimalObi-Wan More Rep III

The Holy Reeteetian Empire of Reeteet III Attack of the Bourgeoisie is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Adolf Haas with an iron fist, and notable for its avant-garde cinema, strictly enforced bedtime, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.255 billion Reeteet III Attack of the Bourgeoisieans are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The relatively small, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Bergen-Belsen. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 10.4%.

The all-consuming Reeteet III Attack of the Bourgeoisiean economy, worth 581 trillion PokeDollar III Attack of the Bourgeoisies a year, is broadly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Retail, Uranium Mining, and Information Technology. Black market activity is notable. Average income is an impressive 136,566 PokeDollar III Attack of the Bourgeoisies, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 571,019 per year while the poor average 21,289, a ratio of 26.8 to 1.

Government statistics suggest 115% of the population love Adolf Haas, a National Academy regulates grammar and usage, children who can't memorize their multiplication tables are sent to the mines, and the government pours millions of PokeDollar III Attack of the Bourgeoisies into rehabilitation programs annually. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force. Reeteet III Attack of the Bourgeoisie's national animal is the Obi-Wan More Rep III, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is Adolf Haas.

Reeteet III Attack of the Bourgeoisie is ranked 84,828th in the world and 4th in Thicc Economy Bois for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring 2,216.58 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Most Conservative: 633rdTop
Most Armed: 3,151stLargest Insurance Industry: 3,457thHighest Disposable Incomes: 4,222ndHighest Wealthy Incomes: 4,838thHighest Unexpected Death Rate: 5,099thLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 5,535thMost Avoided: 5,835thLargest Pizza Delivery Sector: 5,983rdLargest Manufacturing Sector: 6,383rdLargest Mining Sector: 7,066thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 7,381stLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 9,470thTop
Largest Retail Industry: 10,593rdMost Corrupt Governments: 10,740thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,195thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 14,384thMost Authoritarian: 15,036thMost Extreme: 16,082ndLargest Black Market: 16,361stHighest Average Incomes: 16,760thFattest Citizens: 16,870thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 20,372nd
Most Armed: 1st in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 1st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 1st in the regionMost Conservative: 1st in the region

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