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Largest Insurance Industry: 4,399thMost Avoided: 5,424thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,872nd
The Holy Reeteetian Empire of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
YOU ATE ALL MY BEANZ
Standartenführer Hilmar Wäckerle
Influence
Handshaker
Bureau of Being a Clone of Reeteet V
Civil Rights
Rare
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Reeteet VI

Population4.108 billion

CapitalDachau
LeaderStandartenführer Hilmar Wäckerle

CurrencyPoke Dollar VI
AnimalObi Wan More Rep VI

The Holy Reeteetian Empire of Reeteet VI is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Standartenführer Hilmar Wäckerle with an iron fist, and renowned for its public floggings, suspicion of poets, and spontaneously combusting cars. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 4.108 billion Reeteet VIians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order, Administration, and Healthcare also on the agenda, while Spirituality and International Aid are ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Dachau. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 19.4%.

The powerhouse Reeteet VIian economy, worth 355 trillion Poke Dollar VIS a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Uranium Mining, Woodchip Exports, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Black market activity is notable. Average income is 86,611 Poke Dollar VIS, but there is a large disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 348,005 per year while the poor average 14,435, a ratio of 24.1 to 1.

Garden stores are not allowed to sell water butts, fake beard sales are on the rise amongst female commuters, epidemiologists happily announce that the reported incidence of depression is close to zero percent, and the government terminates employment with extreme prejudice. Crime, especially youth-related, is well under control, thanks to a well-funded police force. Reeteet VI's national animal is the Obi Wan More Rep VI, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Reeteet VI is ranked 202,493rd in the world and 12th in Thicc Economy Bois for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -10.2 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Top
5%
Largest Insurance Industry: 4,399thMost Avoided: 5,424thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 6,872ndMost Ignorant Citizens: 8,606thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 9,751stTop
10%
Largest Mining Sector: 10,682ndFattest Citizens: 11,178thMost Secular: 12,528thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,638thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12,944thHighest Disposable Incomes: 15,539thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 16,345thMost Corrupt Governments: 17,638thMost Conservative: 19,062nd
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10%
Highest Drug Use: 1st in the regionNudest: 1st in the regionMost Extensive Civil Rights: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Reeteet VI's influence in Thicc Economy Bois rose from "Truckler" to "Handshaker".
  • : Reeteet VI was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Conservative.
  • : Reeteet VI's influence in Thicc Economy Bois rose from "Vassal" to "Truckler".
  • : Reeteet VI was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Reeteet VI was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Secular.
  • : Reeteet VI was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
  • : Reeteet VI was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector, Fattest Citizens, and Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector and the Top 10% for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides.
  • : Reeteet VI was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
  • : Reeteet VI's influence in Thicc Economy Bois rose from "Apprentice" to "Vassal".
  • : Reeteet VI was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.

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