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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,190thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,843rdMost Conservative: 4,545th
The Holy Reeteetian Empire of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
My peepee, itches
Georg Bachmayer
Influence
Enforcer
Bureau of being a Clone of Reeteet VI
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
All-Consuming
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Reeteet VII

Population4.145 billion

CapitalEbensee
LeaderGeorg Bachmayer

CurrencyPoke Dollar VII
AnimalObi Wan More Rep VII

The Holy Reeteetian Empire of Reeteet VII is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Georg Bachmayer with an iron fist, and renowned for its ubiquitous missile silos, compulsory military service, and irreverence towards religion. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.145 billion Reeteet VIIians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Ebensee. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 32.3%.

The all-consuming Reeteet VIIian economy, worth 369 trillion Poke Dollar VIIS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Woodchip Exports, Gambling, and Furniture Restoration. Black market activity is frequent. Average income is 89,229 Poke Dollar VIIS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 648,850 per year while the poor average 3,847, a ratio of 168 to 1.

Georg Bachmayer has been self-declared as the Most Supreme Magnificent Overlord of Everything You Ever Saw, the only way to escape lengthy prison terms is in a body bag, the military will start wars with other nations on a lark, and napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Reeteet VII's national animal is the Obi Wan More Rep VII, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Reeteet VII is ranked 201,087th in the world and 11th in Thicc Economy Bois for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -9.67 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,190thTop
5%
Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,843rdMost Conservative: 4,545thMost Ignorant Citizens: 4,953rdFattest Citizens: 6,469thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 7,987thMost Avoided: 8,024thTop
10%
Most Advanced Law Enforcement: 10,501stLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 10,612thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 12,218thMost Extreme: 15,291stLargest Black Market: 16,619thMost Valuable International Artwork: 17,282ndMost Corrupt Governments: 19,963rd
Top
10%
Most Extreme: 1st in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 1st in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Reeteet VII was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Reeteet VII was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Arms Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Reeteet VII was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Reeteet VII was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Furniture Restoration Industry.
  • : Reeteet VII was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Reeteet VII was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Reeteet VII was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Most Advanced Law Enforcement.
  • : Reeteet VII was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Unexpected Death Rate.
  • : Reeteet VII was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Corrupt Governments.
  • : Reeteet VII's influence in Thicc Economy Bois rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".

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