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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,101stMost Conservative: 2,563rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,005th
The Holy Reeteetian Empire of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
Mom said it's my turn on the Xbox
Influence
Dealmaker
Bureau of Being a Clone of Reeteet VII
Civil Rights
Outlawed
Economy
Powerhouse
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Reeteet VIII

Population4.08 billion

CapitalMajdanek

CurrencyPoke Dollar VIII
AnimalObi Wan More Rep VIII

The Holy Reeteetian Empire of Reeteet VIII is a massive, efficient nation, renowned for its frequent executions, suspicion of poets, and complete absence of social welfare. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical population of 4.08 billion Reeteet VIIIians are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The medium-sized, corrupt, moralistic, pro-business, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Majdanek. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 20.9%.

The powerhouse Reeteet VIIIian economy, worth 364 trillion Poke Dollar VIIIS a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Uranium Mining, Gambling, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 89,278 Poke Dollar VIIIS, but there is a vast disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 666,597 per year while the poor average 3,494, a ratio of 190 to 1.

Reeteet VIIIian farm salmon are known for being both horribly diseased and remarkably acrobatic, citizens must pay to enjoy Reeteet VIII's pristine beaches, burgers often list "miscellaneous meats" in their ingredients, and people spend a lot on hair and nails. Crime, especially youth-related, is almost non-existent, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Reeteet VIII's national animal is the Obi Wan More Rep VIII, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Reeteet VIII is ranked 200,294th in the world and 10th in Thicc Economy Bois for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -9.4 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

Top
1%
Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 1,101stTop
5%
Most Conservative: 2,563rdMost Ignorant Citizens: 3,005thLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 3,546thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 3,661stLargest Gambling Industry: 4,618thLargest Mining Sector: 5,618thMost Avoided: 7,778thTop
10%
Highest Disposable Incomes: 14,992ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 16,239thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,281stMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 16,461stMost Extreme: 16,568thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,423rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Reeteet VIII was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Pro-Market.
  • : Reeteet VIII was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
  • : Reeteet VIII was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Reeteet VIII was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Reeteet VIII was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Reeteet VIII was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Reeteet VIII's influence in Thicc Economy Bois fell from "Enforcer" to "Dealmaker".
  • : Reeteet VIII's influence in Thicc Economy Bois rose from "Dealmaker" to "Enforcer".
  • : Reeteet VIII was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Advanced Defense Forces.
  • : Reeteet VIII's influence in Thicc Economy Bois fell from "Superpower" to "Dealmaker".

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