The Region Holder Puppet of Region-Holder is a gargantuan, safe nation, notable for its state-planned economy, absence of drug laws, and punitive income tax rates. The hard-nosed, democratic population of 27.716 billion Region-Holderians are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The large, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Welfare, Law & Order, and Spirituality. The average income tax rate is 50.9%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The enormous but inefficient Region-Holderian economy, worth a remarkable 1,067 trillion nones a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector is led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Soda Sales, Basket Weaving, and Door-to-door Insurance Sales. Average income is 38,511 nones, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Region-Holder's national animal is the none, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Region-Holder is ranked 4,852^nd in the world and 1^st in Topid for Lowest Crime Rates, with 65.76 law-abiding acts per hour.