The Democratic Republic of Reimp Hap is a huge, orderly nation, notable for its public floggings, frequent executions, and sprawling nuclear power plants. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 332 million Reimp Hapians are ruled without fear or favor by a psychotic dictator, who outlaws just about everything and refers to the populace as "my little playthings."
The large, corrupt, well-organized government prioritizes Defense, although Law & Order, Administration, and Education are also considered important, while Spirituality receives no funds. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of New Amsterdam. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 71.4%.
The strong Reimp Hapian economy, worth 31.0 trillion Bottlecaps a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a large, well-organized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 93,267 Bottlecaps, with the richest citizens earning 6.0 times as much as the poorest.
Reimp Hapians are unrivalled in obstacle courses, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless, the RHBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays, and squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reimp Hap's national animal is the Rat, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Reimp Hap was endorsed by The Most Serene Republic of Dechire par la Guerre.
- : Reimp Hap voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Ban on Forced Blood Sports".
- : Following new legislation in Reimp Hap, squeaky high prepubescent voices recite the patriotic poem "Hail to The Leader!" before each meal.
- : Following new legislation in Reimp Hap, the RHBI Channel Tunnel project is plagued by delays.
- : Following new legislation in Reimp Hap, citizens applying for their first jobs face fierce competition from the homeless.
- : Following new legislation in Reimp Hap, Reimp Hapians are unrivalled in obstacle courses.
- : Following new legislation in Reimp Hap, the dead fish in the national rivers aren't decomposing because even bacteria can't survive the levels of toxicity.
- : Reimp Hap was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Black Market.
- : Reimp Hap was endorsed by The Federation of U S Eh.
- : Reimp Hap was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Largest Trout Fishing Sector and the Top 10% for Largest Manufacturing Sector.
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