by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,207thMost Influential: 2,809thHighest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,813th
The Jingoistic States of
Democratic Socialists Ordinary Caring Intelligent World Citizens
Hee hee I can not die
Civil Rights
Very Strong
Political Freedom
Very Good

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Population1.168 billion

Capitalm e r i otown


The Jingoistic States of Reinoniananiananonanonona is a massive, safe nation, remarkable for its soft-spoken computers, restrictive gun laws, and devotion to social welfare. The hard-nosed population of 1.168 billion Reinoniananiananonanononans are fiercely patriotic and enjoy great social equality; they tend to view other, more capitalist countries as somewhat immoral and corrupt.

The enormous, socially-minded government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Healthcare, and Law & Order. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of m e r i otown. The average income tax rate is 78.0%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The very strong Reinoniananiananonanononan economy, worth 68.0 trillion Kwaas a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Information Technology, Uranium Mining, Arms Manufacturing, and Basket Weaving. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 58,230 Kwaas, and distributed extremely evenly, with practically no difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Anything is permissible when wearing latex gloves, all beauty contests have been banned, all government communication requires the imprimatur of the Truth Police, and songs in 4/4 time are simply too common for the musical cognoscenti. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Reinoniananiananonanonona's national animal is the Ptarmigan, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Reinoniananiananonanonona is ranked 206,845th in the world and 7,630th in The North Pacific for Most Primitive, scoring -124.85 on the Scary Big Number Scale.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,207thTop
Most Influential: 2,809thTop
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 13,813thLargest Welfare Programs: 13,877thMost Income Equality: 15,796thHighest Average Tax Rates: 17,552ndMost Advanced Public Transport: 18,672ndMost Advanced Defense Forces: 19,977thMost Extensive Public Healthcare: 19,982ndLongest Average Lifespans: 24,105th
Highest Foreign Aid Spending: 609th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 703rd in the regionMost Income Equality: 737th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 797th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 818th in the regionMost Advanced Public Transport: 867th in the regionHighest Average Tax Rates: 890th in the regionMost Influential: 904th in the region

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