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Largest Mining Sector: 17,461stHealthiest Citizens: 23,673rd
The Republic of
Authoritarian Democracy Mouth-Breathing Creationists
Mission Accomplished
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Hermit
Founder
Region
Civil Rights
Few
Economy
Good
Political Freedom
Below Average

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Reptilia-

Population845 million

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Animalwolf

The Republic of Reptilia- is a huge, safe nation, notable for its digital currency, complete absence of social welfare, and stringent health and safety legislation. The hard-nosed population of 845 million Reptilia-ians are prohibited from doing almost everything except voting, which they do timidly and conservatively.

The medium-sized government prioritizes Defense, with Law & Order and Industry also on the agenda, while Welfare and International Aid receive no funds. The average income tax rate is 25.1%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The Reptilia-ian economy, worth 32.8 trillion marks a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. However, for those in the know, there is a slick, highly efficient, quite specialized black market in Arms Manufacturing, Uranium Mining, Door-to-door Insurance Sales, and Woodchip Exports. The private sector mostly consists of enterprising ten-year-olds selling lemonade on the sidewalk, but the government is looking at stamping this out. Average income is 38,849 marks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The government spends millions of marks every year prosecuting spammers, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home, and the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a very well-funded police force. Reptilia-'s national animal is the wolf, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation.

Reptilia- is ranked 209,476th in the world and 1st in Reptilia for Largest Basket Weaving Sector, scoring -6.78 on the Hickory Productivity Index.

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Largest Mining Sector: 17,461stHealthiest Citizens: 23,673rd

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Reptilia- was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Healthiest Citizens.
  • : Following new legislation in Reptilia-, the nation has gained millions of new citizens overnight.
  • : Following new legislation in Reptilia-, fair-weather fans talk during plays while die-hard theatre enthusiasts stay at home.
  • : Following new legislation in Reptilia-, human sacrifice to the metaphorical altar of Mammon ensures national prosperity.
  • : Following new legislation in Reptilia-, the government spends millions of marks every year prosecuting spammers.
  • : Following new legislation in Reptilia-, it is illegal to brush crumbs off your clothing outdoors.
  • : Following new legislation in Reptilia-, the nation's armed forces are recruiting thousands to help colonise Brasilistan.
  • : Following new legislation in Reptilia-, sales of disinfectant wipes have skyrocketed.
  • : Following new legislation in Reptilia-, reinventing the wheel is a favourite pastime of Reptilia-ian weapons designers.
  • : Following new legislation in Reptilia-, legislators work 24/7 due to an influx of single-issue bills.

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