Population | 13.789 billion |
Capital | Roma |
Leader | Primo Ministero Georgia Meloni |
Faith | Roman Catholic Church |
Currency | Euro |
Animal | penguin |
The Republic of Repubblica del Italiana is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by Primo Ministero Georgia Meloni with a fair hand, and notable for its barren, inhospitable landscape, keen interest in outer space, and ubiquitous missile silos. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 13.789 billion Italians enjoy frequent elections, which are uniformly corrupted by big-spending corporations buying politicians who best suit their interests.
The relatively small, pro-business government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Roma. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 23.0%.
The all-consuming Italian economy, worth a remarkable 1,366 trillion Euros a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with major contributions from Information Technology, Uranium Mining, and Woodchip Exports. Average income is 99,096 Euros, but there is a significant disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 304,283 per year while the poor average 24,959, a ratio of 12.2 to 1.
The government is denying reports that criminals injected with experimental drugs have turned into monstrous supervillains, annual government budgets include a sizeable spend on "making things look fabulous", the new iVote app allows representatives to vote on legislation by launching ill-tempered birds and matching candies, and cruel and unusual punishments are being crowdsourced. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a well-funded police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Repubblica del Italiana's national animal is the penguin, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to heavy metals seepage into national waterways, and its national religion is Roman Catholic Church.
Repubblica del Italiana is ranked 176,733rd in the world and 17th in Christian Nations Union for Most Stationary, with 86.05875047792 days.
National Happenings
Most Recent Government Activity:
- : Repubblica del Italiana published "La Costituzione dell'Unione delle Nazioni Cristiane" (Factbook: Legislation).
- : Repubblica del Italiana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Repubblica del Italiana's influence in Christian Nations Union fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
- : Repubblica del Italiana's influence in Christian Nations Union rose from "Handshaker" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Repubblica del Italiana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Mining Sector.
- : Repubblica del Italiana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Populations.
- : Repubblica del Italiana was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Information Technology Sector.
- : Repubblica del Italiana's influence in Christian Nations Union fell from "Duckspeaker" to "Handshaker".
- : Repubblica del Italiana's influence in Christian Nations Union rose from "Nipper" to "Duckspeaker".
- : Repubblica del Italiana relocated from Lazarus to Christian Nations Union.