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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,794thRudest Citizens: 3,552ndHighest Crime Rates: 4,375th
The ⬜⬜⬜ of
Left-Leaning College State Paradise
There is nothing here, leave.
a piece of blank paper
Influence
Dominator
Governor / WA Delegate
Civil Rights
Excessive
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Excellent

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Republic of Blank

Population5.743 billion

Capitalthe nonexistent capital city
Leadera piece of blank paper
Faitha nonexistent religion

Currencynothing
Animalwhite square

The ⬜⬜⬜ of Republic of Blank is a colossal, cultured nation, ruled by a piece of blank paper with an even hand, and notable for its public floggings, pith helmet sales, and absence of drug laws. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 5.743 billion Blankians enjoy extensive civil freedoms, particularly in social issues, while business tends to be more regulated.

The relatively small, liberal government prioritizes Defense, although Administration, Healthcare, and Industry are also considered important, while Spirituality is ignored. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of the nonexistent capital city. The average income tax rate is 35.7%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Republic of Blankian economy, worth 750 trillion nothings a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Book Publishing, and Uranium Mining. Average income is an impressive 130,676 nothings, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

The question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression, only the richest get to see out of their windows, sex-ed is child's play, and restaurants have added Molotov cocktails to the menu. Crime, especially youth-related, is a major problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Republic of Blank's national animal is the white square, which teeters on the brink of extinction due to widespread deforestation, and its national religion is a nonexistent religion.

Republic of Blank is ranked 89,658th in the world and 1st in The coalition of weird countries for Most Stationary, with 505.3123849332 days.

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Least Corrupt Governments: 2,794thTop
5%
Rudest Citizens: 3,552ndHighest Crime Rates: 4,375thMost Rebellious Youth: 5,412thMost Valuable International Artwork: 7,210thLargest Publishing Industry: 8,449thHighest Disposable Incomes: 10,025thLargest Mining Sector: 11,691stLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 13,995thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 14,046thTop
10%
Most Scientifically Advanced: 16,354thMost Inclusive: 17,052ndMost Armed: 17,365thMost Cheerful Citizens: 18,245thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 18,832ndHighest Poor Incomes: 19,768thSmartest Citizens: 19,837thHighest Food Quality: 21,001stMost Advanced Defense Forces: 23,001stLargest Information Technology Sector: 24,812thMost Patriotic: 24,878thMost Developed: 26,083rdLargest Retail Industry: 27,925thMost Cultured: 27,998thMost Extensive Civil Rights: 28,668thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 28,886thMost Influential: 29,750th

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Republic of Blank, restaurants have added Molotov cocktails to the menu.
  • : Following new legislation in Republic of Blank, sex-ed is child's play.
  • : Republic of Blank was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Republic of Blank was reclassified from "Civil Rights Lovefest" to "Left-Leaning College State".
  • : Republic of Blank was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Most Influential.
  • : Republic of Blank was ranked in the Top 10% of the world for Largest Retail Industry, Largest Furniture Restoration Industry, and Highest Average Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Republic of Blank, only the richest get to see out of their windows.
  • : Following new legislation in Republic of Blank, the question "please would you...?" is usually laden with passive aggression.
  • : Following new legislation in Republic of Blank, napalm is the tool of choice for disabling eco-unfriendly forestry operations.
  • : Following new legislation in Republic of Blank, a flying elephant and a piece of blank paper share the same nickname.

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