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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,128thMost Armed: 4,068thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,984th
The Military State of
Corporate Police State Halliburton
Only the damned defy us
Influence
Shoeshiner
Region
Civil Rights
Unheard Of
Economy
Frightening
Political Freedom
Outlawed

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Republic of Jiesph

Population736 million

CapitalJaynpeia

CurrencyGyak
AnimalGriffin

The Military State of Republic of Jiesph is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 736 million Jies are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaynpeia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Jiesphan economy, worth 86.4 trillion Gyaks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 117,383 Gyaks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 749,329 per year while the poor average 7,553, a ratio of 99.2 to 1.

The voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Jiesph's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Republic of Jiesph is ranked 158,788th in the world and 187th in Spiritus for Most Secular, with 16.53 Atheism Rate.

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Highest Wealthy Incomes: 3,128thMost Armed: 4,068thMost Advanced Defense Forces: 5,984thMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 6,099thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 8,109thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 8,923rdMost Conservative: 10,208thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 11,432ndTop
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Most Valuable International Artwork: 13,778thMost Corrupt Governments: 16,599thGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 16,811thLowest Crime Rates: 17,464thMost Developed: 18,985thMost Efficient Economies: 19,022ndLargest Governments: 20,445thMost Scientifically Advanced: 20,723rdMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 23,093rd
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Greatest Rich-Poor Divides: 2nd in the regionTop
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Most Armed: 9th in the regionHighest Wealthy Incomes: 12th in the regionMost Advanced Law Enforcement: 13th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 14th in the regionTop
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Most Conservative: 16th in the regionMost Extreme: 19th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 19th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 23rd in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 28th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Republic of Jiesph lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Republic of Jiesph, pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits.
  • : Following new legislation in Republic of Jiesph, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan.
  • : Republic of Jiesph lodged a message on the Spiritus Regional Message Board.
  • : Republic of Jiesph voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Abortion"".
  • : Republic of Jiesph voted against the World Assembly Resolution "Repeal "On Abortion"".
  • : Following new legislation in Republic of Jiesph, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen.
  • : Following new legislation in Republic of Jiesph, the voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning.
  • : Following new legislation in Republic of Jiesph, women who walk into the ladies' changing room are accused of being Peeping Toms.
  • : Following new legislation in Republic of Jiesph, pharmacists increasingly claim they are morally obligated to take long lunches.

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