The Military State of Republic of Jiesph is a huge, efficient nation, remarkable for its zero percent divorce rate, enslaved workforce, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, cynical, humorless population of 736 million Jies are ruled with an iron fist by the corrupt, dictatorship government, which oppresses anyone who isn't on the board of a Fortune 500 company. Large corporations tend to be above the law, and use their financial clout to gain ever-increasing government benefits at the expense of the poor and unemployed.

The large, corrupt, moralistic, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Defense, Law & Order, and Administration. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Jaynpeia. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 70.6%.

The frighteningly efficient Jiesphan economy, worth 86.4 trillion Gyaks a year, is fairly diversified and dominated by the Arms Manufacturing industry, with significant contributions from Information Technology, Tourism, and Furniture Restoration. Average income is an impressive 117,383 Gyaks, but there is an enormous disparity between incomes, with the richest 10% of citizens earning 749,329 per year while the poor average 7,553, a ratio of 99.2 to 1.

The voyages of obsolete star-trekking satellites on deliberate escape orbits are only just beginning, the fastest growing demographic of porn viewership is twelve to seventeen, the military is on a massive recruiting drive in advance of an invasion of Brasilistan, and pet loving officers arrest citizens who don't give their dogs enough biscuits. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to the all-pervasive police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republic of Jiesph's national animal is the Griffin, which soars majestically through the nation's famously clear skies.

Republic of Jiesph is ranked 158,788^th in the world and 187^th in Spiritus for Most Secular, with 16.53 Atheism Rate.