The People's Republic of Republic of Pila is a massive, orderly nation, ruled by Prime Minister Braian Alfredo Aubía with an iron fist, and renowned for its keen interest in outer space, state-planned economy, and devotion to social welfare. The cynical population of 2.158 billion Pilenses are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The medium-sized, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Education, Welfare, and Healthcare. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Pila. The average income tax rate is 29.8%, but much higher for the wealthy.

The strong Pilense economy, worth 155 trillion peso pilenses a year, is driven entirely by a combination of government and state-owned industry, with private enterprise illegal. The industrial sector, which is broadly diversified, is led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Book Publishing, Trout Farming, and Arms Manufacturing. Average income is 72,136 peso pilenses, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Surveillance cameras are banned, frat-house partying has become the national pastime, cities are engulfed by smog, and streaming video is considered to be a myth by most citizens. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Republic of Pila's national animal is the cow and its national religion is Hinduism.

Republic of Pila is ranked 104,857^th in the world and 14^th in Organization of United Sovereign States for Most Beautiful Environments, with 547.21 Pounds Of Wildlife Per Square Mile.