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Largest Retail Industry: 506thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 610thHighest Disposable Incomes: 672nd
The República Federal of
Corporate Bordello Blood-Sucking Capitalist Leeches
Dios, Patria y Libertad
Civil Rights
Very Good
Political Freedom

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Republica JIM

Population12.602 billion

FaithCristiana Catolica Apostólica y Romana


The República Federal of Republica JIM is a gargantuan, efficient nation, ruled by JIM with a fair hand, and remarkable for its anti-smoking policies, unlimited-speed roads, and suspicion of poets. The hard-nosed, hard-working, democratic, devout population of 12.602 billion JIMS are effectively ruled by a group of massive corporations, who run for political office and provide their well-off citizens with world-class goods and services. Their poorer citizens, however, are mostly starving to death while being urged to go out and get real jobs. The populace has reasonably extensive civil rights, although these are mostly aimed at allowing them to buy whatever they like.

The tiny, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Industry, Education, and Defense. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Juanopolis. The average income tax rate is 3.6%.

The frighteningly efficient nachense economy, worth a remarkable 3,873 trillion JIMPAPIERS a year, is broadly diversified and led by the Information Technology industry, with major contributions from Retail, Arms Manufacturing, and Automobile Manufacturing. Average income is an amazing 307,371 JIMPAPIERS, and evenly distributed, with the richest citizens earning only 3.6 times as much as the poorest.

Wounded veterans can only get prosthetics if they agree to become walking billboards for the arms industry, arbitration is mightier than the sword, many mayors are barely in office before being kicked out for minor parking violations, and interest rates mysteriously drop whenever the CBRJ Governor goes house hunting. Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown. Republica JIM's national animal is the Hormiga, which is also the nation's favorite main course, and its national religion is Cristiana Catolica Apostólica y Romana.

Republica JIM is ranked 183,179th in the world and 245th in Capitalist Paradise for Most Cheerful Citizens, with 46.16 Percentage Of Water Glasses Perceived Half-Full.

Largest Retail Industry: 506thLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 610thHighest Disposable Incomes: 672ndLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 682ndRudest Citizens: 790thHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 917thMost Efficient Economies: 930thLargest Agricultural Sector: 1,535thMost Scientifically Advanced: 1,562ndLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 1,725thHealthiest Citizens: 1,758thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 1,794thLargest Manufacturing Sector: 1,806thHighest Average Incomes: 1,824thMost Influential: 1,842ndLargest Information Technology Sector: 1,944thTop
Lowest Overall Tax Burden: 2,105thLongest Average Lifespans: 2,170thSmartest Citizens: 2,497thMost Developed: 2,766thHighest Economic Output: 2,837thLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 2,879thHighest Poor Incomes: 3,515thMost Valuable International Artwork: 3,605thLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 3,703rdMost Subsidized Industry: 4,556thMost World Assembly Endorsements: 4,612thLargest Publishing Industry: 4,654thHighest Wealthy Incomes: 5,005thLowest Crime Rates: 5,801stLargest Governments: 6,082ndMost Avoided: 6,533rdMost Corrupt Governments: 6,621stLargest Mining Sector: 7,452ndTop
Most Advanced Public Education: 17,120thLargest Insurance Industry: 17,319thLargest Populations: 19,480th
Most World Assembly Endorsements: 2nd in the regionTop
Healthiest Citizens: 6th in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 7th in the regionMost Developed: 9th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 14th in the regionLargest Automobile Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionLargest Furniture Restoration Industry: 14th in the regionHighest Workforce Participation Rate: 14th in the regionLargest Manufacturing Sector: 14th in the regionSmartest Citizens: 15th in the regionLargest Governments: 15th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 15th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 16th in the regionRudest Citizens: 16th in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 16th in the regionLargest Agricultural Sector: 16th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 16th in the regionTop
Most Valuable International Artwork: 17th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 18th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 18th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 20th in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 20th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 22nd in the regionLargest Timber Woodchipping Industry: 22nd in the regionMost Influential: 22nd in the regionLargest Basket Weaving Sector: 27th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 28th in the regionMost Corrupt Governments: 28th in the region

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