by Max Barry

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Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,722ndMost Influential: 2,252ndLargest Agricultural Sector: 2,449th
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Republik Hintonia

Population2.126 billion

CapitalHintonia City


The Welfare State of Republik Hintonia is a massive, efficient nation, ruled by Markeretik with a fair hand, and remarkable for its parental licensing program, irreverence towards religion, and devotion to social welfare. The compassionate, democratic population of 2.126 billion Hintonians have some civil rights, but not too many, enjoy the freedom to spend their money however they like, to a point, and take part in free and open elections, although not too often.

The medium-sized, corrupt government juggles the competing demands of Education, Administration, and Industry. It meets to discuss matters of state in the capital city of Hintonia City. The average income tax rate is 72.1%, and even higher for the wealthy.

The frighteningly efficient Hintonian economy, worth 334 trillion Republikmarks a year, is led by the Information Technology industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Book Publishing, and Arms Manufacturing. State-owned companies are reasonably common. Average income is an impressive 157,197 Republikmarks, and distributed extremely evenly, with little difference between the richest and poorest citizens.

Workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery, and the Hintonian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...". Crime, especially youth-related, is totally unknown, thanks to a capable police force and progressive social policies in education and welfare. Republik Hintonia's national animal is the Liger, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Republik Hintonia is ranked 193,196th in the world and 6,191st in the South Pacific for Greatest Rich-Poor Divides, with 1.71 Rich To Poor Income Ratio.

Most World Assembly Endorsements: 1,722ndMost Influential: 2,252ndTop
Largest Agricultural Sector: 2,449thRudest Citizens: 3,799thLargest Publishing Industry: 6,710thMost Scientifically Advanced: 6,927thHighest Poor Incomes: 7,781stMost Developed: 8,763rdSmartest Citizens: 8,956thMost Efficient Economies: 8,996thLargest Information Technology Sector: 9,734thMost Cultured: 10,186thLargest Retail Industry: 10,608thMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 11,781stLargest Governments: 11,859thTop
Most Inclusive: 12,637thHighest Average Incomes: 12,689thMost Beautiful Environments: 12,882ndLowest Crime Rates: 13,533rdMost Subsidized Industry: 13,928thMost Cheerful Citizens: 14,326thMost Secular: 14,606thMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 15,400thMost Advanced Public Education: 15,676thLongest Average Lifespans: 17,848thNicest Citizens: 18,180thLargest Welfare Programs: 19,658thMost Compassionate Citizens: 20,273rdMost Advanced Defense Forces: 21,956thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 22,342ndLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 23,254thMost Valuable International Artwork: 23,400th
Largest Agricultural Sector: 71st in the regionTop
Rudest Citizens: 130th in the regionLargest Publishing Industry: 180th in the regionMost Scientifically Advanced: 205th in the regionMost Influential: 261st in the regionHighest Poor Incomes: 264th in the regionMost Developed: 271st in the regionSmartest Citizens: 273rd in the regionMost Efficient Economies: 277th in the regionLargest Information Technology Sector: 291st in the regionMost Cultured: 299th in the regionMost World Assembly Endorsements: 303rd in the regionLargest Governments: 330th in the regionLargest Retail Industry: 369th in the regionHighest Average Incomes: 377th in the regionLowest Crime Rates: 381st in the regionMost Popular Tourist Destinations: 388th in the regionTop
Most Beautiful Environments: 423rd in the regionMost Inclusive: 467th in the regionMost Cheerful Citizens: 467th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 491st in the regionMost Secular: 495th in the regionMost Subsidized Industry: 505th in the regionMost Advanced Public Education: 515th in the regionMost Advanced Defense Forces: 574th in the regionLargest Welfare Programs: 592nd in the regionLongest Average Lifespans: 595th in the regionNicest Citizens: 660th in the regionLargest Arms Manufacturing Sector: 668th in the regionMost Valuable International Artwork: 720th in the regionLargest Cheese Export Sector: 728th in the regionMost Compassionate Citizens: 735th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Republik Hintonia, the Hintonian delegation to the World Assembly is having a hard time convincing people that international law will "pay for itself somehow...".
  • : Following new legislation in Republik Hintonia, access to the woods is only granted to those who bring a small shrubbery.
  • : Following new legislation in Republik Hintonia, children are often punished for the sins of the fathers.
  • : Following new legislation in Republik Hintonia, workers can choose whether they prefer offices that smell of pungent body odor or whale vomit.
  • : Republik Hintonia lodged a message on the The South Pacific Regional Message Board.
  • : Following new legislation in Republik Hintonia, politicians "baring all" for the camera isn't always a figure of speech.
  • : Following new legislation in Republik Hintonia, badminton was recently banned due to 'unacceptable violence' inherent to the game.
  • : Following new legislation in Republik Hintonia, getting an infected tattoo is considered a rite of passage in Republik Hintonia.
  • : Republik Hintonia was ranked in the Top 1% of the world for Largest Agricultural Sector, the Top 5% for Largest Governments, and the Top 10% for Largest Cheese Export Sector.
  • : Following new legislation in Republik Hintonia, private law firms are unheard of.


World Assembly

Endorsements Received: 131 » Laamiva, Nowa Europa, Land Without Shrimp, Marinho Islands, Wehraboos, Corgitopiaa, Aumeltopia, Auphelia, The Filippinas, Not Austria, PenguinPies, Bleakfoot, Qvait, Amerion, Erinor, Anserisa, Farengeto, Jehenna, New Briantown, Yeldarbsland, Kandorith, The Worst army of, West Pastafaria, Drugged Monkeys, Sandaoguo, 073 039 109 032 080 111 112 112 121, Tsunamy, Hanguk-Nippon, Midand, Concrete Slab, Andinla, Myness, Volaworand, Ebonhand, Tepertopia, Abarri, Phanama, Holy Free, Bartonia Nova, Purple Hyacinth, House Ahsanul, Brunier, Tsvetania, Rebel-topia, Sedunn, Vanbella, Eskvenn, The SpaceNeo-Goryeo Etymological Society, South Blossom, Apartment 11F, and 81 others.WI SD EA D, Yellunstryer, Bawkie, Belschaft, Berlana, Abyssal Phantasm, Maximvs Tarvgvs Rex, Aidenfieeld, Beepee, Los Rodeos, The Imperial Frost Federation, Aurcania, Dirkistan, Curlyhoward, Wakandan Tribes, Myhomecountry, Ralphburg, Bod Wareenaland, Roterdamia, Canmore, Treir, Synarion, Playing Pianos Filled With Flames, Blondiesland, Lionstrapower, Truskawkoland, Centristvill, Farelonia, Drystar, Holota, Qawe, LadyRebels, The Altan, Seythennia, Banglazstrogaria, Doge Land, Scu Greinne, Pencil Sharpeners 2, Libedistan, Westenhald, Ceutalia, Ipugao, Zaelith, Kiasu-ism, Sapientiano, Yeses, Gonrati, The United Australian States, Populaa, East Nagaland, Alambar, Herbert Island, Hong Kong Kowloon and New Territories, Kaoia, JavaSiege, Uvalor, Weryalachiressaraxiatopia, Anatasha, Wanoria, Rhetiaa, Rectionk, Kaleidescooptopia, Carthatska, Beblahbleblo, Agletgreenia, Eastern Mekong, Fighting Kawi Ninja, Green Sofia, Solanosco, Galebland, Danily, The Stickmin Empire, Esfalsa, Nyxonia, Vicken, Bizzie, The Kies, Linguiniland, The American Anarchist Empire, New Sanet, and Kiani.

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