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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,930thHighest Disposable Incomes: 12,310thMost Armed: 14,369th
The Holy Empire of
Father Knows Best State Suspiciously Conservative Democracy
Wawaweewa
Influence
Apprentice
Region
Civil Rights
Below Average
Economy
Thriving
Political Freedom
Rare

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Restazan

Population282 million

CurrencyTangia
AnimalEarthworm

The Holy Empire of Restazan is a huge, environmentally stunning nation, notable for its ritual sacrifices, frequent executions, and enslaved workforce. The hard-nosed, cynical population of 282 million Restazanians are ruled by a mostly-benevolent dictator, who grants the populace the freedom to live their own lives but watches carefully for anyone to slip up.

The relatively small, corrupt, well-organized government juggles the competing demands of Administration, Education, and Defense. Citizens pay a flat income tax of 27.4%.

The thriving Restazanian economy, worth 29.0 trillion Tangias a year, is fairly diversified and led by the Trout Farming industry, with significant contributions from Tourism, Information Technology, and Retail. Black market activity is extensive. Average income is an impressive 102,757 Tangias, with the richest citizens earning 7.3 times as much as the poorest.

School children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel, crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company, and concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods. Crime is a problem, perhaps because of the country's complete lack of prisons. Restazan's national animal is the Earthworm, which frolics freely in the nation's many lush forests.

Restazan is ranked 17,781st in the world and 7th in Entropy for Largest Cheese Export Sector, scoring 5,058.98 on the Mozzarella Productivity Index.

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Largest Trout Fishing Sector: 1,930thTop
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Highest Disposable Incomes: 12,310thMost Armed: 14,369thLargest Cheese Export Sector: 17,781stMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 18,307thLargest Retail Industry: 20,195thMost Corrupt Governments: 20,344thLargest Publishing Industry: 23,806th
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Highest Crime Rates: 1st in the regionLargest Trout Fishing Sector: 2nd in the regionTop
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Largest Retail Industry: 3rd in the regionMost Armed: 3rd in the regionGreatest Rich-Poor Divides: 4th in the regionHighest Disposable Incomes: 4th in the regionMost Eco-Friendly Governments: 4th in the regionMost Politically Apathetic Citizens: 4th in the region

National Happenings

Most Recent Government Activity:

  • : Following new legislation in Restazan, concerned environmentalists wipe away their tears with tissues sourced from Tasmanian old-growth redwoods.
  • : Following new legislation in Restazan, whenever pilots have to bail out the government bails out their company.
  • : Following new legislation in Restazan, crayon squiggles were a late addition to the works of the Renaissance Old Masters.
  • : Following new legislation in Restazan, school children asked "what is two times two?" are likely to form a symposium to discuss how different answers make them feel.
  • : Following new legislation in Restazan, the government is making attempts at curtailing the flood of spam emails with little progress.
  • : Following new legislation in Restazan, the skeletons of lost tourists litter the ground of the Great Restazanian Desert.
  • : Following new legislation in Restazan, criminals rejoice in the streets as the entire police force is sent away on a training retreat.
  • : Following new legislation in Restazan, skateparks can be found in every city.
  • : Restazan was ranked in the Top 5% of the world for Highest Disposable Incomes.
  • : Following new legislation in Restazan, cooking with water and baking soda is considered patent infringement.

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